The Culinary Arts Thread

[Guest]

Did I miss something? What did you actually do?

I'm done with it

 

[volfanbill]

You might be a creeper, but you got the Zone style of doing nothing and being proud of it down pat.

 

[Orangeslice13]

You might be a creeper, but you got the Zone style of doing nothing and being proud of it down pat.

 

[Orangeredblooded]

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You know I’m gonna like this

 

[Behr]

yer Creepy AF

 

[joevol33]

You might be a creeper, but you got the Zone style of doing nothing and being proud of it down pat.

Have I ever mentioned that I invented the internet?

 

[volfanbill]

Have I ever mentioned that I invented the internet?

Al Gore wants to talk to you

 

[joevol33]

Al Gore wants to talk to you

Yeah, me and him gonna fight about that one

 

[volfanbill]

Yeah, me and him gonna fight about that one

You ain’t afraid of manbearpig?

 

[volfanbill]

 

[Guest]

You might be a creeper, but you got the Zone style of doing nothing and being proud of it down pat.

Thanks partner, that makes me feel proud that my peers recognize my hard work

 

[Orangeslice13]

Have I ever mentioned that I invented the internet?

Stop stealing my stuff

 

[Behr]

Have I ever mentioned that I invented the internet?

I Didn't know you invented it but I'm aware you own it.

 

[Orangeslice13]

I Didn't know you invented it but I'm aware you own it.

Ya, well I invented grilled onions @hog88 can confirm this

 

[NorCalVol67]

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Took Souce almost two hours to steal this one, he/she is slipping.

 

[Behr]

Took Souce almost two hours to steal this one, he/she is slipping.

His memory on his phone was probably full and he was trying to decide which gifs to delete to make room for it.

 

[Behr]

Ya, well I invented grilled onions @hog88 can confirm this

Thank you, if you hadn't I couldn't have perfected them.

 

[NorCalVol67]

His memory on his phone was probably full and he was trying to decide which gifs to delete to make room for it.

Yeah, he has no life so he uses his phone to post on here.

 

[Behr]

Yeah, I have so many unanswered questions from that whole ordeal. But theys prolly best left alone.

 

[Orangeslice13]

Thank you, if you hadn't I couldn't have perfected them.

Your improvement was appreciated but hardly perfection. We at Grilled Onions Unlimited LLC are continuously improving on a great product. We recognize that as we close in on that perfection improvements become smaller and smaller but we still press on towards the mark of the prize, of the high calling of G-d to achieve all that is righteous in life which includes the perfect grilled onion.
If you like we can later discuss the advancement we’ve made with sautéed mushrooms.

 

[Orangeslice13]

Lol
Good morning @Behr

 

[Orangeslice13]

Oh and Phil 3-14 in case anyone missed it.

14 I (A)press on toward the goal for the prize of the (B)upward call of God in (C)Christ Jesus.

 

[Behr]

Your improvement was appreciated but hardly perfection. We at Grilled Onions Unlimited LLC are continuously improving on a great product. We recognize that as we close in on that perfection improvements become smaller and smaller but we still press on towards the mark of the prize, of the high calling of G-d to achieve all that is righteous in life which includes the perfect grilled onion.
If you like we can later discuss the advancement we’ve made with sautéed mushrooms.

 

[Orangeslice13]

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[Behr]

Oh and Phil 3-14 in case anyone missed it.

14 I (A)press on toward the goal for the prize of the (B)upward call of God in (C)Christ Jesus.

Not sure how familiar you are with that whole thing with me wanting to return my watch, but this morning I was reminded of Matthew 18:21-35.

I won't bore anyone with the lesson I'm pretty sure I was supposed to learn, but I learned one.