The Culinary Arts Thread

[95 Vol Alum]

Have your ever put maple syrup on cinnamon toast crunch? It is the fuggin bomb!

That sounds like delicious.

 

[VolNotInNorthCack]

Damn! Leave for a few days and come back to the zone smelling like sex, sweat and shame!

 

[PEPPERJAX]

Damn! Leave for a few days and come back to the zone smelling like sex, sweat and shame!

 

[Orangeslice13]

Come on,
That was funny. it wasn’t that bad.

I’ll shut up now.

 

[volfanbill]

Damn! Leave for a few days and come back to the zone smelling like sex, sweat and shame!

I blame @malinoisvol . He brought up the Marcy playground song “sex and Candy” last week.

 

[VolNExile]

I apologize @volfanbill
I didn’t mean to assume your gender

It's fluid.

I find that the color of eyeliner used can be a useful guide.

 

[NorCalVol67]

I find that the color of eyeliner used can be a useful guide.

Is Punk or Goth a gender identification?

 

[volfanbill]

Is Punk or Goth a gender identification?

It’s 2022. So, yes.

 

[VolNExile]

Is Punk or Goth a gender identification?

No, but the eyeliner color can indicate whether one identifies as male or female Punk or Goth.

(I realize that keeping track of all this requires Emotional Flexibility.)

I still haven’t really figured out this:

 

[82_VOL_83]

which one gets a special tax deduction? Thats where I identify.

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

which one gets a special tax deduction? Thats where I identify.

That's called unemployed

 

[Behr]

Nice thread, Behr. Learning tons about food and cooking.

Plethora of knowledge in these lase few pages, I hope you're taking notes.

 

[PEPPERJAX]

Plethora of knowledge in these lase few pages, I hope you're taking notes.

 

[joevol33]

THE ONLY FIGHT IM INTERESTED IN SEEING IS JOE VS AN ORANGUTAN

IVE GOT $5 ON THE ORANGUTAN

Why would I fight the only thing that will willingly have sex with you besides TFG and Nooga?!

 

[PEPPERJAX]

owe mye gawd!

 

[Behr]

Lol.

I've just spent the last 45 minutes talking to Amazon and I'm pissed, but I shouldn't be. I've not really been wronged.

Remember I just told yall about the watch I wanted to send back and get a replacement and they said they'd send a replacement and not to worry about sending the other one back? Souce said they do that with everyone and I wasn't special. Lol.

Well now they want it back and as I tried to explain to them the situation they went automated on me and are going to charge me if I don't return it.

I've still got it, but it pisses me off that they're being all bitchy about.

Anyway, I thought it was funny after all the praise I've given them

 

[Souce]

Lol.

I've just spent the last 45 minutes talking to Amazon and I'm pissed, but I shouldn't be. I've not really been wronged.

Remember I just told yall about the watch I wanted to send back and get a replacement and they said they'd send a replacement and not to worry about sending the other one back? Souce said they do that with everyone and I wasn't special. Lol.

Well now they want it back and as I tried to explain to them the situation they went automated on me and are going to charge me if I don't return it.

I've still got it, but it pisses me off that they're being all bitchy about.

Anyway, I thought it was funny after all the praise I've given them

 

[NorCalVol67]

 

[Souce]

Why would I fight the only thing that will willingly have sex with you besides TFG and Nooga?!

Joe why u comin in here all bowed up????

 

[PEPPERJAX]

Lol.

I've just spent the last 45 minutes talking to Amazon and I'm pissed, but I shouldn't be. I've not really been wronged.

Remember I just told yall about the watch I wanted to send back and get a replacement and they said they'd send a replacement and not to worry about sending the other one back? Souce said they do that with everyone and I wasn't special. Lol.

Well now they want it back and as I tried to explain to them the situation they went automated on me and are going to charge me if I don't return it.

I've still got it, but it pisses me off that they're being all bitchy about.

Anyway, I thought it was funny after all the praise I've given them

 

[Souce]

Lol.

I've just spent the last 45 minutes talking to Amazon and I'm pissed, but I shouldn't be. I've not really been wronged.

Remember I just told yall about the watch I wanted to send back and get a replacement and they said they'd send a replacement and not to worry about sending the other one back? Souce said they do that with everyone and I wasn't special. Lol.

Well now they want it back and as I tried to explain to them the situation they went automated on me and are going to charge me if I don't return it.

I've still got it, but it pisses me off that they're being all bitchy about.

Anyway, I thought it was funny after all the praise I've given them

Did you tell them it no longer sends faxes?? They probably wouldn't want it back if they knew that....

 

[Behr]

 

[Behr]

Did you tell them it no longer sends faxes?? They probably wouldn't want it back if they knew that....

HEY!!!! FAAWWKK YOOOOU BUDDY!!!!!!

 

[508mikey]

Lol.

I've just spent the last 45 minutes talking to Amazon and I'm pissed, but I shouldn't be. I've not really been wronged.

Remember I just told yall about the watch I wanted to send back and get a replacement and they said they'd send a replacement and not to worry about sending the other one back? Souce said they do that with everyone and I wasn't special. Lol.

Well now they want it back and as I tried to explain to them the situation they went automated on me and are going to charge me if I don't return it.

I've still got it, but it pisses me off that they're being all bitchy about.

Anyway, I thought it was funny after all the praise I've given them

delete your payment source

 

[Behr]

delete your payment source

I can do that, but that would be cutting off my nose to spite my face.

And in reality, the right to do is send the watch back. Turns out it wasn't defective in the first place.