Official Gramps' Memorial Eternal OT Thread

[Orangeburst]

Thanks McDad. Let me know how that conversation goes.

Does that mean I am out of contention?

 

[AM64]

@McDad
Hello sir. I had a phone call from a college student a couple nights ago. Took me a minute to connect him with our conversation of a week or so ago, and after I gave him a thumbnail sketch and the lay of the land I wasn’t sure if he was still interested. Nevertheless I suggested a visit to Texas over the holidays. Don’t ask @hog88 to opine, we already know how Texas rates with him.

You gonna let him drive the forklift?

 

[Orangeburst]

NM..That did not work

 

[Weezer]

@McDad
Hello sir. I had a phone call from a college student a couple nights ago. Took me a minute to connect him with our conversation of a week or so ago, and after I gave him a thumbnail sketch and the lay of the land I wasn’t sure if he was still interested. Nevertheless I suggested a visit to Texas over the holidays. Don’t ask @hog88 to opine, we already know how Texas rates with him.

Ask him if he takes after his mom or his dad. If he says his dad, you may want to think twice...

 

[RavinDave]

Does that mean I am out of contention?

Remains to be seen, who can drive the fastest forklift.

 

[RavinDave]

You gonna let him drive the forklift?

Probably the one I’m wanting to trade in.

 

[RavinDave]

Ask him if he takes after his mom or his dad. If he says his dad, you may want to think twice...

I’m open minded. Like you.

I told the young feller, if his Dad don’t offer to bring him to Texas for a howdy-do, then I would help him with the expenses.

 

[CNCVol88]

I haven't posted here in forever and this still makes me happy it exists

 

[StarRaider]

 

[AM64]

Josh is gonna play golf with Tyler Bray?

 

[LouderVol]

This place is dead. Let's argue over something.

 

[DinkinFlicka]

We passed health inspection today! Opening date is officially set in stone.

 

[AM64]

We passed health inspection today! Opening date is officially set in stone.

Congrats. Did you go whole hog and do it in Roman numerals?

How's your dad doing?

 

[Orangeburst]

This place is dead. Let's argue over something.

My poop stinks. Gooo...

 

[LouderVol]

We passed health inspection today! Opening date is officially set in stone.

Can I get a long island ice tea with syrup in it there? I got name lined up for it and everything.

 

[LouderVol]

My poop stinks. Gooo...

LG's smells worse. Idk, not sure what to do with this.

 

[Orangeburst]

LG's smells worse. Idk, not sure what to do with this.

You wanna argue, lets argue.

 

[McDad]

We passed health inspection today! Opening date is officially set in stone.

Your knees and mouth must be sore.

 

[McDad]

This place is dead. Let's argue over something.

Most craft beer isnt half as good as Miller Lite. Anybody who thinks differently has been duped.

 

[ETV]

Your knees and mouth must be sore.

You're getting a special drink once you arrive

 

[DinkinFlicka]

Congrats. Did you go whole hog and do it in Roman numerals?

How's your dad doing?

I did it in Mayan calendar inscriptions.

He's healing. Got him checked into Cane Creek and he's already being wildly inappropriate with nurses.

 

[DinkinFlicka]

Can I get a long island ice tea with syrup in it there? I got name lined up for it and everything.

Funny you said it.

Unless a bar is using sour mix, most modernized bars are using simple syrup and lemon juice for that stupid, ****ing drink.

Hit me with that name.

 

[DinkinFlicka]

You're getting a special drink once you arrive

Dink Dook Pooparita.

The mouthfeel will be both challenging and satisfying.

 

[DinkinFlicka]

Most craft beer isnt half as good as Miller Lite. Anybody who thinks differently has been duped.

High life*

 

[Orangeburst]

Bammer -27? I aint buying that.