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[joevol33]

Gonna have to hire someone to do it!

 

[GreyWolf1129]

Gonna have to hire someone to do it!

Hopes it's not the beefy Ukrainian transgender lot lizard he picked up at a Pilot truck stop years ago...

(Ugh...gave me shivers just typing it)

 

[joevol33]

Extorting little kids out of their fireworks with his badge, because he's too cheap to buy anything

 

[NEVolFan]

Got turned down for a spot on Are You Smarter than Your Dog show.

 

[joevol33]

Shot fireworks in his toilet, while he sat on it

 

[NEVolFan]

Gonna open a Spanish Moss for sale store.

 

[joevol33]

Putting his used fireworks on ebay

 

[Toujours Pret]

Cried when he found out last week that pro wrestling wasn't real

 

[GreyWolf1129]

Pulls up to the McDonald's drive-thru window and asks for the braille menu.

 

[joevol33]

Orders cheeseburgers without cheese just to annoy the workers

 

[Nooga]

Laughed way too hard at the Waterboy’s joke: “I’ll take a scotch and water…hold the scotch.”

 

[joevol33]

Paid a male midget hooker $50 to light bottle rockets from his butt last night

 

[Souce]

Has burns on his butt from last night

 

[joevol33]

Wears his airpods in his nose

 

[Toujours Pret]

Uses lead paint for salad dressing

 

[joevol33]

Has to keep a pee pad for himself in his house

 

[Toujours Pret]

Talks like Crocodile Dundee to impress women.

 

[joevol33]

Offers free massages in men's restrooms

 

[VolInNorthCack]

Gets a gold star when he makes poopie all by himself

 

[joevol33]

Steals his neighbors pets, and tries to get a ransom

 

[PEPPERJAX]

Dunks Oreos in gravy.

 

[VolInNorthCack]

Thinks Poutine is a delicacy.

 

[joevol33]

Super glues his poop to the toilet

 

[Behr]

Disturbs me with that comment.

 

[Souce]

Is disturbed that Joe knows what he does in the privacy of his own bathroom.