Recruiting Forum Football Talk III

[GiggerVol]

That's the funniest shiz I've read all day

I can't believe you went that route...in the morning and sober no less...and she agreed. Legend status.

I'm also very impressed you can recall the last time you were breastfed...

I was 33 when my son was born. Thus the 32 1/2

 

[Catbone]

And I thought I was weird....

*shivers*

 

[Weezer]

I clicked on a link.......read a few post.........and I am now slowly backing out of the room.......now easing my way back to the safety of my corner with a coloring book and a large hand full of SKITTLES...........somethings just can't be erased from memory without pharmaceutical help.

Hope they give you a little breast milk to wash down those Skittles.

 

[engineerVOL]

Just curious, what is the concern? Does he seem like a maniac? Or is it more a concern of teen pregnancy?

Devo, you’re overthinking this.

 

[thistime]

Medication is not be enough........I am now "SELF" applying the Electrodes and I'm searching for a plug to stick the bare wires into.........at this point that is all I feel that can relieve the visions in my simple little mind after reading just a few of the recent post.........I fear all is lost.........AAAAAHHHHHHH ZZZZZZZZZ AAAAAHHHH.......I'M FEELING BETTER..... How did the stars get in here........thats really cool.

 

[Weezer]

You like what you like. If Gigger enjoys him some breast milk, more power to him. I don't judge.

 

[T Dog]

Just catching up after a long day working. Yes, I did hold the cup under a boob, but didn't have to give one a squirt. Most women " leak" a bit just after pumping or breast feeding. My wife just happened to be standing close by after pouring a cup one morning. She turned and said as she raised her gown "look honey how I'm leaking this morning". That's when I got the idea. I told her I wanted a little of that for my coffee and she obliged. I also told her it had been 32 and a half years since I was breast fed and I was curious what it tasted like, so she let me lick off her nipples. I can definitely see why babies love it!

 

[VolsDoc81TX]

The nearly 16 year old may or may not make it. It is up in the air most days as boys have become a bit too much of an interest lately. I don't like it and I don't like them.

My daughter’s boyfriend broke up with her 1 week before her 16th birthday. Not to be outdone, My son’s girlfriend broke up with him on his birthday.

I wanted to destroy the boyfriend and girlfriend, but also to thank them all at once.

Quite the dichotomy…

 

[Weezer]

@GiggerVol -Ever add any chocolate syrup to the mix for chocolate boob milk?

 

[GiggerVol]

You like what you like. If Gigger enjoys him some breast milk, more power to him. I don't judge.

It's a whole lot better than the 1 or 2% stuff, I'll tell ya that!

 

[Jackcrevol]

It's a whole lot better than the 1 or 2% stuff, I'll tell ya that!

My son is allergic to milk. So he drinks Oat Milk. It's creamy. Think i'll stick with that

 

[CABVOL]

Just catching up after a long day working. Yes, I did hold the cup under a boob, but didn't have to give one a squirt. Most women " leak" a bit just after pumping or breast feeding. My wife just happened to be standing close by after pouring a cup one morning. She turned and said as she raised her gown "look honey how I'm leaking this morning". That's when I got the idea. I told her I wanted a little of that for my coffee and she obliged. I also told her it had been 32 and a half years since I was breast fed and I was curious what it tasted like, so she let me lick off her nipples. I can definitely see why babies love it!

Cracking tf up. Thank you for making my day.

 

[GiggerVol]

@GiggerVol -Ever add any chocolate syrup to the mix for chocolate boob milk?

No, I only did that one time lol.

 

[Weezer]

No, I only did that one time lol.

Wasted opportunity IMO.

 

[drvenner]

Just curious, what is the concern? Does he seem like a maniac? Or is it more a concern of teen pregnancy?

Who? Trippie? No. It is more of a concern of my daughter having a sexual relationship with an ******* who does not care about her.

 

[GiggerVol]

My son is allergic to milk. So he drinks Oat Milk. It's creamy. Think i'll stick with that

I'm about to turn 62 and to this day, I still enjoy a cold glass of milk. And I like the Almond milk as well. Can your son drink that?

 

[VOLCLASSOF2014]

Random drive by... been watching too much football and am going to make a bold prediction

Don’t be surprised to see Cedric Tillman breakout this year. I think he will lead the team in receptions and maybe in yards and touchdowns too. Watching UCF and Missouri they like to feed those big 6’3 ish guys a ton. He reminds me of a Gabe Davis/J’Mon Moore type guy. Tillman has good size and hands but very underrated speed also and can stretch the defense. Hyatt will get his share too but I think he’s gonna be the Tre Nixon/Emmanuel Hall deep threat that just burns you time after time but will probably have fewer receptions. I think Tillman will be your target #1, Hyatt 2, and Velus 3 but I’m not convinced he starts the whole year. I think Payton with a little more size and maybe speed could jump him later in the year. Keyton and Calloway push the starters with Holliday being the wildcard. I don’t think anybody else gets meaningful time this year unless Coby has an amazing fall camp.

There’s your Wide Receiver room analysis.

That’ll be $9.99

 

[Nash_Vol97]

Just catching up after a long day working. Yes, I did hold the cup under a boob, but didn't have to give one a squirt. Most women " leak" a bit just after pumping or breast feeding. My wife just happened to be standing close by after pouring a cup one morning. She turned and said as she raised her gown "look honey how I'm leaking this morning". That's when I got the idea. I told her I wanted a little of that for my coffee and she obliged. I also told her it had been 32 and a half years since I was breast fed and I was curious what it tasted like, so she let me lick off her nipples. I can definitely see why babies love it!

 

[thistime]

I had the weirdest dream about a few post on here. They were about............wait a minute..... as I read back, those were real.........AAAAAHHHHH !!!!

 

[GiggerVol]

My daughter’s boyfriend broke up with her 1 week before her 16th birthday. Not to be outdone, My son’s girlfriend broke up with him on his birthday.

I wanted to destroy the boyfriend and girlfriend, but also to thank them all at once.

Quite the dichotomy…

I know a guy who dated the same woman for years but he was brilliant when it came to saving money. He would break up with her just before Valentines Day, get back together with her then break up again just before her birthday and to top it off, would break up again just before Christmas. He was soooooooo tight with his money. Noone who knew him and her could ever understand why she continued to see him for several years lol.

 

[Weezer]

I'm about to turn 62 and to this day, I still enjoy a cold glass of milk. And I like the Almond milk as well. Can your son drink that?

So it's been almost 30 years since you had breast milk? That's a shame.

 

[Weezer]

There really is a meme for every occasion.

 

[GiggerVol]

So it's been almost 30 years since you had breast milk? That's a shame.

Yeah it really is..........I miss those times.

 

[engineerVOL]

Gigger licking his wife’s nipple milk and then catching the drippage in his morning joe was the most unexpected thing I’ve read today.

 

[thistime]

Lets talk about ducks....................no......... hmmm.