Recruiting Forum Football Talk III

[Tri-CitiesVol]

I am getting lasik on Friday

Best money I ever spent. It’s incredible that you can sit up from the chair and immediately read the time on a clock across the room. It’s a weird mix of blurriness and clarity, but you’ll continue to trend toward the latter as you heal through the week. Results vary, but they took me down to 20/15 and I was blinddddd before.

 

[Glitch]

Got suspended from my job at the bank today. Stupid lady asked me to check her balance.........so I pushed her. She fell!

I don't think there will be much interest in your bank joke.

 

[peaygolf]

I don't think there will be much interest in your bank joke.

Very well played..........quick and witty!

 

[Big Gucci Sosa]

Meteorologist Jessica Starr's suicide draws Lasik questions

Wife wanted lasik and then I sent her this story.

 

[Glitch]

Very well played..........quick and witty!

Guilty as charged.

 

[Big Gucci Sosa]

@TrippieRedd

thoughts?

 

[OGbabyaviVol]

How awkward will it be when Vandy announces they will be 100 percent capacity this fall?

Weren’t they at 100% capacity last fall?

 

[Chuckie]

We’ve encountered a rare occurrence wherein two SNL Celebrity Jeopardy Sean Connery spoofs can be appropriately (e.g. on topic) used in same 24-hour period. If you’ve been following the posts, you’ve seen the meme about “The Rapists” when the category title was “Therapists”. With the banter this morning, I offer:

 

[OGbabyaviVol]

I am getting lasik on Friday

I am thinking about getting it done this winter. I’m tired of contacts especially this time of year in allergy season in Georgia. Who is doing it? Let me know how it goes, and if I should move forward with doing it.

 

[drvenner]

Got suspended from my job at the bank today. Stupid lady asked me to check her balance.........so I pushed her. She fell!

Was she able to get up?

 

[Glitch]

Weren’t they at 100% capacity last fall?

100% of their fans were there, yes.

 

[ACvol3]

Weren’t they at 100% capacity last fall?

Andy hasn’t been 100% capacity since they started the football program

 

[drvenner]

Meteorologist Jessica Starr's suicide draws Lasik questions

Wife wanted lasik and then I sent her this story.

Holy crap. That is crazy. Never would have thought about those complications.

 

[volbeast33]

I am thinking about getting it done this winter. I’m tired of contacts especially this time of year in allergy season in Georgia. Who is doing it? Let me know how it goes, and if I should move forward with doing it.

Most people are very successful with it…… my mom has developed dry eye socket which they feel is caused by her laser eye surgery a few years back.

 

[doubleh]

Meteorologist Jessica Starr's suicide draws Lasik questions

Wife wanted lasik and then I sent her this story.

I got PRK instead of Lasik

 

[Glitch]

Was she able to get up?

She has a name you know. Eileen was hurt badly and had to be deposited into an ambulance.

 

[thistime]

It must have been a dream.......to many SKITTLES.........OR NOT ENOUGH !!!!

 

[thistime]

I just realized I have put my shoes on first then my socks.......traction was terrible on the linoleum floors but sliding from wall to wall was fun. Back to normal now just pacing and thinking DEEEEPPPPP thoughts. That's enough, back to SSHHAALLLOOOWWW thoughts.

 

[drvenner]

She has a name you know. Eileen was hurt badly and had to be deposited into an ambulance.

Come On!! Eileen!!!






















too rye ay

 

[SweetasSoda]

Someone said in the comments this was better than a freeze... We did do a 180 didn't we?

 

[Tri-CitiesVol]

Meteorologist Jessica Starr's suicide draws Lasik questions

Wife wanted lasik and then I sent her this story.

This is the same guy who wasn’t scared of COVID at all, right?

 

[volbeast33]

LOL…… they are trying to nail the Arizona State football program…. That will show Alabama.

 

[SpringBokVol]

I am thinking about getting it done this winter. I’m tired of contacts especially this time of year in allergy season in Georgia. Who is doing it? Let me know how it goes, and if I should move forward with doing it.

Sure thing. I am going through LasikPlus.

 

[OGbabyaviVol]

Sure thing. I am going through LasikPlus.

In ATL?

 

[delfonic]

I got LASIK 2 months ago. Wore glasses or contacts for nearly 30 years. I have 20/10 vision now and no residual side effects.

It’s probably like anything else, research your provider.