Ask Ron Mexico Anything, Except For Life Advice II

#729
#729
The Ron Mexico said:
No meat lovers pizza or cheeseburgers. And if god tells you not to eat a specific fruit from a specific tree, please don’t. You’ll screw all of humanity.
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BBQ Pork sammich is good

Dear Ron if I eat Pork and shrimp will I still be welcomed into heaven? Your fan.
 
#736
#736
Weezer said:
Is the beast really a "he"? I've I always thought of it as a "she". Maybe it's unisex? Or a eunuch? Eunuch would certainly explain why it's so angry. Is a eunuch still a "he"? Or is a eunuch an "it"? I always liked Cousin Itt on The Addams Family. Itt, Thing, and Lurch were my favorites. Uncle Fester was good, too. Never really got Wednesday and Pugsley. I preferred Eddie Munster. The Munsters was a really good show. Did you like The Munsters, Ron?
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also, are there female Eunuchs?
 
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#740
#740
I offer this very cautiously, and I am not trying to mock in any way. I sincerely apologize if this seems excessively irreverent...

In her senior year at UT, younger daughter and her best (female) friend rented a 4 BR loft on Gay Street with two guys, one of whom was Jewish. Basically, think “Friends” with southern accents. Well, one Welsh.

Anyway, when Passover rolled around, the roommate offered to provide a Seder (traditional Passover meal, which includes reading Scriptures.) He persuaded her (and the others) that whenever the name of the prophet Elijah was mentioned, she was supposed to drink a glass of wine. Needless to say, she doesn’t remember much of the last half of the meal.

Hubs is somewhat jealous that none of the Seders he participated in throughout his entire life were presented quite this way.

Shalom, y’all.
 
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VolNExile said:
I offer this very cautiously, and I am not trying to mock in any way. I sincerely apologize if this seems excessively irreverent...

In her senior year at UT, younger daughter and her best (female) friend rented a 4 BR loft on Gay Street with two guys, one of whom was Jewish. Basically, think “Friends” with southern accents. Well, one Welsh.

Anyway, when Passover rolled around, the roommate offered to provide a Seder (traditional Passover meal, which includes reading Scriptures.) He persuaded her (and the others) that whenever the name of the prophet Elijah was mentioned, she was supposed to drink a glass of wine. Needless to say, she doesn’t remember much of the last half of the meal.

Hubs is somewhat jealous that none of the Seders he participated in throughout his entire life were presented quite this way.

Shalom, y’all.
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That sounds much more enjoyable
 
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#748
#748
I miss drinking. Believe it or not, I'm every uptight and tense IRL. Always stressed. Drinking helped me relax. I miss having that escape.
 
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#749
#749
They misnamed the humback IMO

The testicles of the Blue Whale weight about 22 pounds. His ejaculate is about 7 gallons. Even more impressive is their penis. The blue whale has the biggest penis of any male in the animal kingdom, averaging between six and 10 feet in length and 18 inches around. However, the individual sperm of even the largest whale is still about the same size as that of humans.
 
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