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Dear Zoners,

Other than b!tch and moan about Pruitt, what are we supposed to do tomorrow? Bye weeks are one thing, but what is the protocol for observing a postponed game?

Signed,
Confused
There are numerous options for an unexpected bye week.

1. If you hate yourself, you can watch the Vandy v. Kentucky game at noon. But if you make this choice, I don’t recommend having any alcohol or sad music playing nearby. And no guns in the room.

2. You can go on YouTube and find a Vols game from the 90s or early 2000s when Tennessee wasn’t a national laughing stock. I recommend the 1995 Ala**** game.

3. Spent this evening making a Mike Hamilton puppet. Then burn it in effigy tomorrow.

4. Spend all day talking to your loved ones about the evils of Ala**** and why they’re literally the worst thing ever.

I will be doing all four of these things if anyone wants to come by.
 
Dear Zoners,

Other than b!tch and moan about Pruitt, what are we supposed to do tomorrow? Bye weeks are one thing, but what is the protocol for observing a postponed game?

Signed,
Confused
I plan on grilling meats and drinking beer. Oh wait, I do that on gamedays too
 
There are numerous options for an unexpected bye week.

1. If you hate yourself, you can watch the Vandy v. Kentucky game at noon. But if you make this choice, I don’t recommend having any alcohol or sad music playing nearby. And no guns in the room.

2. You can go on YouTube and find a Vols game from the 90s or early 2000s when Tennessee wasn’t a national laughing stock. I recommend the 1995 Ala**** game.

3. Spent this evening making a Mike Hamilton puppet. Then burn it in effigy tomorrow.

4. Spend all day talking to your loved ones about the evils of Ala**** and why they’re literally the worst thing ever.

I will be doing all four of these things if anyone wants to come by.
If I didn't have to work, I'd be there.
 
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