Official Meltdown Thread When Trump Wins

Attention all neo rioters: be sure to wear your sunscreen, bring your insurance information with you, and wear comfortable clothing but absolutely no flip flops. Thank you for adhering to our rioting guidelines as we burn this m*****f***** down with our lawlessness.
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Attention all neo rioters: be sure to wear your sunscreen, bring your insurance information with you, and wear comfortable clothing but absolutely no flip flops. Thank you for adhering to our rioting guidelines as we burn this m*****f***** down with our lawlessness.

If I have to wear a mask to your m*****f****** riot.....
 
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Attention all neo rioters: be sure to wear your sunscreen, bring your insurance information with you, and wear comfortable clothing but absolutely no flip flops. Thank you for adhering to our rioting guidelines as we burn this m*****f***** down with our lawlessness.
I’m gonna **** in the street! But only where it’s legal!!
 
Attention all neo rioters: be sure to wear your sunscreen, bring your insurance information with you, and wear comfortable clothing but absolutely no flip flops. Thank you for adhering to our rioting guidelines as we burn this m*****f***** down with our lawlessness.
We should probably get a burn permit first.
 
Do we have to bring our own lunch or will it be provided?
Lunch will not be provided due to the unusually high number of people with unique food allergies, and dietary requirements. I still have 3 pounds of potato salad from the last riot and nobody reimbursed me.
 
Attention all neo rioters: be sure to wear your sunscreen, bring your insurance information with you, and wear comfortable clothing but absolutely no flip flops. Thank you for adhering to our rioting guidelines as we burn this m*****f***** down with our lawlessness.
Do Teva’s count as flip flops? Asking for Slice.
 
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