Putting a face with a screen name

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#3,353
We got married 9-3-05. Second marriage for both of us so we got married in church with just family, then rented an island at the marina and had a "wedding party". Friend insisted I let her make me a cake, so I said as long as it's orange go for it. LOL

 
#3,355
#3,355
Very nice, PJ. For some reason, I always thought you looked like Johnny Depp as Hunter S. Thompson.
 
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#3,358
Jaytrain5 said:
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My uncle Hank.
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uncle hank looks awesome.
 
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BigPapaVol said:
so, he's your great uncle or he's a GREAT uncle?

Either way, looks like he can hit a brew.
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GREAT uncle, but not my great uncle.

And, I suppose I should clarify that Hank's actually a lesbian. Hank's short for Henrietta...she's been livin' as a dude for 40 years, so we've always just rolled with it. She works as a diesel mechanic at the Chevy dealership up in Bristol, and can drink everybody I know under the table.
 
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#3,363
Jaytrain5 said:
GREAT uncle, but not my great uncle.

And, I suppose I should clarify that Hank's actually a lesbian. Hank's short for Henrietta...she's been livin' as a dude for 40 years, so we've always just rolled with it. She works as a diesel mechanic at the Chevy dealership up in Bristol, and can drink everybody I know under the table.
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has she considered just changing the plumbing and being done with it?
 
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#3,364
BigPapaVol said:
has she considered just changing the plumbing and being done with it?
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She's been kicking that idea around for a while now. It's not that Hank necessarily wants the extra luggage...she just sees the surgery as a loophole out of sin. Hank figures, with the appropriate equipment installed, the urge to be with frauleins is no longer homosexual...then he can act on those urges all day long.
 
#3,366
#3,366
I swear I saw uncle Hank at a Bar in Johnson City one night. I remember it vividly because we started calling him the East Tennessee Don Vito.
 
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#3,367
Business said:
I swear I saw uncle Hank at a Bar in Johnson City one night. I remember it vividly because we started calling him the East Tennessee Don Vito.
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Wouldn't doubt it. He's in the JC all the time...JC Cardinals season ticket holder for 25 years.
 
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#3,368
Jaytrain5 said:
Wouldn't doubt it. He's in the JC all the time...JC Cardinals season ticket holder for 25 years.
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that's it. I knew I've seen him. He always sits right behind home plate. Always wears a nice polo with sweatpants or bball shorts. I knew i recognized that face.

Whenever I announced those games, he would always come screaming at me knowing the answers to our nightly trivia question.
 
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#3,369
volfanbill said:
that's it. I knew I've seen him. He always sits right behind home plate. Always wears a nice polo with sweatpants or bball shorts. I knew i recognized that face.

Whenever I announced those games, he would always come screaming at me knowing the answers to our nightly trivia question.
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That's Hank. He's usually the first guy in when the gates open...you've probably seen his Silverado parked out in front of the stadium, vanity plates read "JC CRDS #1"
 
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Jaytrain5 said:
That's Hank. He's usually the first guy in when the gates open...you've probably seen his Silverado parked out in front of the stadium, vanity plates read "JC CRDS #1"
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eh, I've never paid attention to the cars. The cards manager, Joe Almarez, would always talk to him during warmups. However, the pitchers would sit in the same section to chart the game and I think Hank scared them a little. Nothing personal JT5, that's just what I saw.
 
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Here is a picture of me drunk with an old girl I dated. She was a SC cheerleader so we all know it wasnt going to work out. LOL
 
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