We're trying. The local Mexican restaurant was packed tonight. Like the anti-vaccine crowd, you can thank us later for protecting your sorry ass.
By the way, if you think your face panties are protecting you from a virus, you might want to investigate why all these kids are sick with respiratory viruses, GI bugs, and strep, despite many schools requiring masks.
Interesting stat: only the smaller Lenoir City school system in Loudon County mandates masks. Guess which schools are the only ones who have closed due to illness and moved to an "alternate schedule."