Recruiting Forum Football Talk II

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I would have invited @bignewt but I knew he would be disappointed in that we didn't serve anybody that "pinky out" beer.

I would have brought my own growler...
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Today is my birthday too, glad to know i am in such esteemed (though occasionally sharting) company.

Today I am 44. Other than some odd aches and pains that have settled in through recent years, it ain’t bad. 👍🎂

I have had season tickets for more years than both of you have been alive, but who knows if I will get any this year. I am grandfathered-in since I am a football letterman, but since I only gave blood, sweat, and tears, I probably won't get tickets this year. ALL that is considered is how much one has donated to the Tennessee Fund.
 
truth....i think the warranty runs out at 45. lol....

Somewhere around there is the top of the hill and once you’re over the hill, the farther you go down the other side the more speed you pick up.

It’s crazy, I’m only mid-fitties and it feels like I’m breaking land speed records already. My 13-year-old was a toddler just like last year.
 
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Well guys, September 1 is my birthday (as well as Philip Fulmer’s birthday). I’m turning 28 today and at least I know it will be better than 27. After a year where I spent half of it going back to school and realizing how old I am, and the other half at home in isolation (god bless my girlfriend), I thought “well this year sucked, but at least the worst of it is over” oh how wrong I was... At 11:15 pm on August 31st, I let out the last fart I will ever trust. With 45 minutes before my 28th birthday, I sharted. What a cherry on top of a ****** year. All I can say is at least it was before midnight. Here’s to a better year for me and the rest of you psychos. Godspeed, gentlemen
Well, they say it's like an elastic waistband. Quit farting so much
 
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