Official Gramps' Memorial Eternal OT Thread

With summertime here be sure you check to see if giant spiders the size of cars are not lurking about the house.

Massive spider found clinging to Texas home: 'I was terrified!'
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The dude caught the beast & put it in a tupperware container & called the landlord who set it free.
No damn way am I getting close to that giant spider ...... I hate spiders. When I was kid they never scared me.
Can you imagine asleep one night & it got into your bedroom & was crawling up on you. o_O
 
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The dude caught the beast & put it in a tupperware container & called the landlord who set it free.
No damn way am I getting close to that giant spider ...... I hate spiders. When I was kid they never scared me.
Can you imagine asleep one night & it got into your bedroom & was crawling up on you. o_O
No, never.
I have shot a spider with a .22 before. I would have climbed out a back window and then burned that apartment down.
Also this:
 
So a terribly unfortunate change of plans. The in-laws were going to come down here this week. But they put their lake house on the market and it sold. So my girls went up there today for one last hoorah at the lake. I have the house to myself for three days because I have to work. Hmm what to do what to do.
 
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Up yours Luther.


Seriously, I would let you stay there for free if it was my call. All I get to do is pay the bills, and fix stuff.
Sounds like you fell into the same trap I did. Mine may be worse though..... I don’t know. I haven’t done anything right twenty years or so and I haven’t won an argument since my first daughter started talking. She’s 24
 
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Spider talk reminded me of when my dad had open heart surgery way back when. We got him home and the first movie we watched was Arachnophobia, lol. Probably not the best choice for someone who had just had heart surgery.

Yesterday marked 4 years since he past. Still miss him every day.
 
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