The Sheriff
WANTS THE SMOKE!
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I saw an article that said that masks will become the new condom, considered the new societal norm and indispensable. People will have to adjust to less shaking of hands and hugging in social situations. The world has changed and so will sporting events with distancing and sanitation.
"I used to cough to cover up my farts, now I fart to cover my coughs"--anonymous meme
Careful there. We don’t know but what farts can spread the virus too.I saw an article that said that masks will become the new condom, considered the new societal norm and indispensable. People will have to adjust to less shaking of hands and hugging in social situations. The world has changed and so will sporting events with distancing and sanitation.
"I used to cough to cover up my farts, now I fart to cover my coughs"--anonymous meme
Oh yeah, right. Eric Grey breaks a 45 yard TD run against Florida and I'm not going to high five everybody around me? Probably need to take baggies of Clorox wipes with me to ballgames.
We need more people like you to stand up and be the grown up in the roomIve changed my stance a bit on this. I’m leaning more toward herd immunity these days. Just open everything back up. Sure, COVID-19 cases will increase but the vast majority will be mild or symptomless and all those people will have newly acquired antibodies moving forward. We’ve got to get back to normal life at some point.
Since it's new, some reports say having it once doesn't mean immunity brother. Now, that's just some research. Its early. So you may volunteer to get it, then get it again like the flu.Ive changed my stance a bit on this. I’m leaning more toward herd immunity these days. Just open everything back up. Sure, COVID-19 cases will increase but the vast majority will be mild or symptomless and all those people will have newly acquired antibodies moving forward. We’ve got to get back to normal life at some point.
Ive changed my stance a bit on this. I’m leaning more toward herd immunity these days. Just open everything back up. Sure, COVID-19 cases will increase but the vast majority will be mild or symptomless and all those people will have newly acquired antibodies moving forward. We’ve got to get back to normal life at some point.
Since it's new, some reports say having it once doesn't mean immunity brother. Now, that's just some research. Its early. So you may volunteer to get it, then get it again like the flu.
Switch to Jack Daniel’s. The 100 ml bottle is so convenient. I guarantee you can turn it up only once per bottle. Keep them on ice, combine that with being thirsty you’ll be on number 4 quicker than you would think.Need a creative way to get beer to my mouth without lifting my mask 100 times! GBO!!
What bunch of pointy-headed academics came up with the title for these guidelines? Hopefully not UT professors, although they are more than capable. Can't you just say something simple like "Guidelines for Re-opening Sports" Why does everything have to have some element of "social" built into it - socialization/ social justice / social distancing? Why not just straight up say "socialism" and quit beating around the bush. With Socialism - we'll get all of the guidelines we every wanted - "Core Principals of Resocialization of the Forward Pass" or "Core Principals of Resocilization for Bringing Forward Tax-deffered Items from the Previous Tax Year", etc. etc. This will be the new standard and every core principal will have "social" built into it. "Guidelines for Social Responsibility and Social Distancing while Singing Rocky Top." Enough of this stupidity. And yes - I need more coffee and more Irish Whiskey - stat.