I recall a conversation I was having several years ago with the construction superintendent on one of the projects in my career. He was a good guy and I liked working with him. He was also very sharp, conscientious, and reliable. The men and women who worked for him had a lot of respect for him as well.
Anyway, so my job is to monitor his project and tell him where he’s screwing up from an earned value standpoint. I’d go over the project’s performance numbers with him once a week and our numbers always looked good. You see I knew how to do that and I was one of the best at it. My numbers were never wrong and no one anywhere doubted my numbers. They came directly from databases that I had no input to.
So the construction guy and his craft coordinators were getting all kinds of compliments from senior management in their organization for the incredible performance of their project. The truth was we were doing good but we ran into the same sort of problems every other capital project ever executed runs into. But I knew how to make the project look good and I did. It’s all in the presentation and it was not wrong, not in the least.
The superintendent knew what I was doing and he wasn’t opposed but he’d kid me about it at times. It’s extremely important to note that my reports were completely accurate and I told him that. It was all based on the data collected by other departments within the corporation. That’s the first time I remember hearing the expression, and it came from him directed at me, “Figures don’t lie but liars figure.”
This is the leading causes of death in the US for the year 2017. The present virus moved up to what would be #10 on this list yesterday, but, and you can take it from me, that’s a lie. I’m not sure why we’re fudging the numbers but I have no doubt there’s a reason and it probably involves not just politics but, more importantly, an amazing amount of future taxpayer money. jmo.
