Official Gramps' Memorial Eternal OT Thread

[0nelilreb]

That definitely explains the smell.

You can smell my new Sasquatch soap ? I knew it was good but ..

 

[RockyTop85]

You can smell my new Sasquatch soap ? I knew it was good but ..

Smells like a turd covered in burnt hair.

 

[0nelilreb]

Smells like a turd covered in burnt hair.

Oh damn I’m sorry I laid the phone down and our male cat was sitting on it . It’s odd you could identify that smell right away tho without hesitation.. do you own a male cat or is there something you want to share with us ?

 

[RockyTop85]

Oh damn I’m sorry I laid the phone down and our male cat was sitting on it . It’s odd you could identify that smell right away tho without hesitation.. do you own a male cat or is there something you want to share with us ?

Yeah because I got half a bottle of Sasquatch cologne from @hog88 for Christmas.

 

[0nelilreb]

Yeah because I got half a bottle of Sasquatch cologne from @hog88 for Christmas.

That d!ck , I sent that to him as a birthday present .

 

[hog88]

That d!ck , I sent that to him as a birthday present .

Guilty, I'm a re-gifter. Plus the only shampoo I need is for the beard.

 

[0nelilreb]

Guilty, I'm a re-gifter. Plus the only shampoo I need is for the beard.

Since I got that Dr. Sasquatch stuff I don’t use anything else . I don’t have dry skin problems using it , that body wash was drying my skin out bad .

 

[lawgator1]

Honda chord.

Dis chord.

 

[NurseGoodVol]

Guilty, I'm a re-gifter. Plus the only shampoo I need is for the beard.

I recommend citrus IPA soap from DR Squach, it smells lurvly. Your wife would probably like it.

 

[RockyTop85]

Since I got that Dr. Sasquatch stuff I don’t use anything else . I don’t have dry skin problems using it , that body wash was drying my skin out bad .

Oh this is a real thing. I thought you were messing around.

 

[DinkinFlicka]

Since I got that Dr. Sasquatch stuff I don’t use anything else . I don’t have dry skin problems using it , that body wash was drying my skin out bad .

Ok, be honest.

Are they paying you?

 

[NurseGoodVol]

Oh this is a real thing. I thought you were messing around.

Lol!!!

 

[0nelilreb]

Ok, be honest.

Are they paying you?

No , not yet but it’s not from a lack of trying on my part .

 

[hog88]

Oh this is a real thing. I thought you were messing around.

Same here.

 

[0nelilreb]

Oh this is a real thing. I thought you were messing around.

It’s real . There commercials on YouTube are funny as hell . That’s what got me to try them was there commercials .

 

[NurseGoodVol]

Same here.

Not kidding, that soap alone has done better softening his beard than anything else we've bought.

 

[hog88]

Not kidding, that soap alone has done better softening his beard than anything else we've bought.

I might have to give it a shot.

 

[0nelilreb]

I might have to give it a shot.

Their commercials are funny AF.

 

[DinkinFlicka]

There commercials are funny AF.

Did you see the sunglasses one he did?

Also they show bloopers at the end.

 

[0nelilreb]

Did you see the sunglasses one he did?

Also they show bloopers at the end.

I just saw the sunglasses one last week . The guy is hilarious. He slaps her hand and says .. noooo .

 

[DinkinFlicka]

I just saw the sunglasses one last week . The guy is hilarious. He slaps her hand and says .. noooo .

My girlfriend says he reminds her of me (she can't stand him) so I make a point to turn everything into an advertisement when we're doing anything together.

Maybe TMI but she definitely stormed out of the shower the other day when it turned into Dr. Bronners commercial, courtesy of me

 

[1972 Grad]

@McDad @RavinDave

It even made the front page

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His name was Red Marker?

 

[McDad]

My girlfriend says he reminds her of me (she can't stand him) so I make a point to turn everything into an advertisement when we're doing anything together.

Maybe TMI but she definitely stormed out of the shower the other day when it turned into Dr. Bronners commercial, courtesy of me

If you can't irritate the snot out of your significant other, are you really even in a relationship?

 

[DancingOutlaw]

If you can't irritate the snot out of your significant other, are you really even in a relationship?

At least once a week you should be thinking “if a neighbor heard that they’re calling the law”.

 

[VolStrom]

I just saw a Rusty Wallace car ad on the TV and he was claiming that if anyone buys a new vehicle that he will make the payments until next year. I want a new car with a 6 month loan and no down payment.