I have been betrayed.
My sister-in-law gave my oldest some of her daughter's old clothes. Great, right?
NO.
My niece (whom I love in spite of) is an Alabama fan. They actually have grandparents who attended there, got degrees from there, not your atypical rammer jammers--they're good people in spite of their poor taste.
She gave her a mother ***king Alabama sweatshirt. I get out of the shower (getting rest for work), turn the corner, and there's my oldest, wearing that God forsaken rag. There are cameras on me, documenting my disgust.
In as calm, cool, yet authoritative manner as I can muster, without cursing the heavens, I say....TAKE IT OFF. TAKE IT OFF NOW. NEVER PUT IT BACK ON.
My daughter is fine. She'll recover from her 3 month grounding with no ill consequences.
My sister-in-law has her day coming.
Hope everyone is well, safe, and healthy.
Stay home. F*** Bama. Go Vols!