Can you spare a square?

[vol445]

Those were all quotes from Andy griffith. But I did get in trouble several times for not wearing my gun belt

 

[Weezer]

I carry a lot, but only ever shot at someone once, and that was at home.


*Someone trying to break in

Was Jerry pissed you shot at him?

 

[joevol33]

Was Jerry pissed you shot at him?

Just for a few minutes

 

[GVF]

I laugh at my wife and her panic shopping she sent me on two weeks ago tomorrow. On the flip side, we got toilet paper through sometime in June and I don't have to hold it.

 

[GVF]

I laugh at my wife and her panic shopping she sent me on two weeks ago tomorrow. On the flip side, we got toilet paper through sometime in June and I don't have to hold it.

 

[hmanvolfan]

Kung flu story so nice he posted it twice.

 

[joevol33]

FYI, I put paper towels in the girls bathroom. Told them to wipe with that when they pee, and use to for the good stuff. Toilet paper is out everywhere, but plenty of paper towels out there.

 

[joevol33]

Oh, and don't flush tge paper towels, put in trash. Figured it may help the ladies, especially @Souce !

 

[82_VOL_83]

FYI, I put paper towels in the girls bathroom. Told them to wipe with that when they pee, and use to for the good stuff. Toilet paper is out everywhere, but plenty of paper towels out there.

This is wrong on so many levels. I'm surprised the ladies haven't taken you to task for it.

 

[joevol33]

This is wrong on so many levels. I'm surprised the ladies haven't taken you to task for it.

Hey, at least it's not a sears catalog!

 

[Vol524]

Good luck finding one of those nowadays.

 

[82_VOL_83]

Hey, at least it's not a sears catalog!

Why don't you just give them some leaves.

 

[82_VOL_83]

Good luck finding one of those nowadays.

I have mine right next to the phone book.

 

[joevol33]

Why don't you just give them some leaves.

That's for after we run out of paper towels!