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A few convo’s to prepare for in your marriage endeavor @LotteryPick:

A. “You have Internet friends?.... why?”

B. “Why did you spend $100 on fantasy football?” DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES call her out on any frivolous spending (I.e. excess makeup) she does unless you have a free 2 hours to spare and love to argue.

C. “Do you think she’s pretty? I won’t get mad.” She will get mad.

D. “I know you’re watching the game but could you do 5,000 things that don’t need to be done right now?”

E. “Hurry up in the shower, you’ve been in there 5 minutes. You’re gonna use all the hot water.” She then proceeds to take a 35 minute shower.

F. “Why do you need time with your friends without me?”

I’m sure everyone else can add more. This is a jumping off point. There’s still time.
 
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Wickman said:
A few convo’s to prepare for in your marriage endeavor @LotteryPick:

A. “You have Internet friends?.... why?”

B. “Why did you spend $100 on fantasy football?” DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES call her out on any frivolous spending (I.e. excess makeup) she does unless you have a free 2 hours to spare and love to argue.

C. “Do you think she’s pretty? I won’t get mad.” She will get mad.

D. “I know you’re watching the game but could you do 5,000 things that don’t need to be done right now?”

E. “Hurry up in the shower, you’ve been in there 5 minutes. You’re gonna use all the hot water.” She then proceeds to take a 35 minute shower.

F. “Why do you need time with your friends without me?”

I’m sure everyone else can add more. This is a jumping off point. There’s still time.
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Which is why i choose to stay single (even if I'm rarely given the option).
 
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Really my biggest bugaboo in the marriage at this stage in life would be her taking a full hour to get ready, while I’m packing bags, feeding, changing, dressing the kid and she walks in and says “ok I’m ready” and looks at me like why tf aren’t you? And then will say something like “we are waiting on you” or “you’re gonna make us late for church”

Takes me like 10-13 minutes to get ready
 
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Florida Stanley said:
Really my biggest bugaboo in the marriage at this stage in life would be her taking a full hour to get ready, while I’m packing bags, feeding, changing, dressing the kid and she walks in and says “ok I’m ready” and looks at me like why tf aren’t you? And then will say something like “we are waiting on you” or “you’re gonna make us late for church”

Takes me like 10-13 minutes to get ready
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Florida Stanley said:
Really my biggest bugaboo in the marriage at this stage in life would be her taking a full hour to get ready, while I’m packing bags, feeding, changing, dressing the kid and she walks in and says “ok I’m ready” and looks at me like why tf aren’t you? And then will say something like “we are waiting on you” or “you’re gonna make us late for church”

Takes me like 10-13 minutes to get ready
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Liked for your use of bugaboo. I haven’t heard that one in awhile. I’ve had a rough day and needed that laugh.
 
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#71,092
It's Behind The Braves day again! I don't think we will get but this one and two more because the Braves usually do some pretty neat stuff on social media for actual Opening Day. I hope Maria Taylor does the hype video for the season again.
 
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First year of ball and my kid's a fsckin Phillie. Looks like I know how the first dad/son game is going to go.
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This guy threw at his own kid in a father son game.
 
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