Things I'm mad about today

Optometrist leaves me a message that I may pick up my new glasses this morning. The bill was paid in advance, but, they won't give me my glasses without a consultation with an optometrist (not done this before). Now, wait has been 1 hour...
 
While I'm waiting at the optometrist, a woman comes in, plops down beside me, turns her head towards me as she sneezes. It is readily apparent that she has an active cold or flu virus. It took all of my restraint to refrain from grabbing her by the hair, marching her to the door, and shoving her out, all the while loudly chastising her for being out in public while infectious.
 
While I'm waiting at the optometrist, a woman comes in, plops down beside me, turns her head towards me as she sneezes. It is readily apparent that she has an active cold or flu virus. It took all of my restraint to refrain from grabbing her by the hair, marching her to the door, and shoving her out, all the while loudly chastising her for being out in public while infectious.
Maybe we should all carry a cheap surgical mask in our pockets during cold/flu season and unceremoniously hand one to the jackass you describe.
 
Mad I’m getting addicted to aspirin and my eyeball doctor won’t give me any pain pills that will last longer. He said pain pills won’t work on eyeball pain but aspirin will. Wtf? I think he’s lying.
 
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Mad I’m getting addicted to aspirin and my eyeball doctor won’t give me any pain pills that will last longer. He said pain pills won’t work on eyeball pain but aspirin will. Wtf? I think he’s lying.

I had eye surgery about 11 years ago - scalpel, not laser - and my pain meds were not aspirin, they were the strong stuff.
 
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