The Culinary Arts Thread

[VolNExile]

@windy - a new condiment for you!

thought about you twice at Walmart -- stumbled upon this stuff in the ice cream freezer section

 

[volfanbill]

Say hi to Mark and Digger. I like those two. And poor Tickle, his misadventures make me laugh.

My mom has run into Tickle a few times. My sister’s husband knows Tim pretty well. Tim is the fire chief of the next volunteer fire station down from the one my BIL is for all intents and purposes the fire chief of.

 

[Weezer]

My mom has run into Tickle a few times. My sister’s husband knows Tim pretty well. Tim is the fire chief of the next volunteer fire station down from the one my BIL is for all intents and purposes the fire chief of.

So you're somewhere near Climax, VA?

 

[Behr]

@windy - a new condiment for you!

I will agree with her response.

 

[volfanbill]

So you're somewhere near Climax, VA?

No joke, I’m perfectly between Tightsqueeze and Climax.

You or Behr might be able to make up something that clever, I can not.

 

[Weezer]

No joke, I’m perfectly between Tightsqueeze and Climax.

You or Behr might be able to make up something that clever, I can not.

Tightsqueeze sounds like foreplay to me. So of course it leads to Climax.

 

[volfanbill]

Tightsqueeze sounds like foreplay to me. So of course it leads to Climax.

Ding ding ding, we have a winner

 

[Behr]

No joke, I’m perfectly between Tightsqueeze and Climax.

You or Behr might be able to make up something that clever, I can not.

You're a sphincter.

 

[volfanbill]

You're a sphincter.

The sphincter would be the Tightsqueeze, no?

In your scenario, I’d be the taint

 

[Behr]

I debated which one to use and decided on sphincter because it sounded funnier in my head. And it's not often you can find a reason to use sphincter, and it's such a cool word.

 

[volfanbill]

Tomato, tahmahto I guess.

I find taint infinitely more funny

 

[Behr]

Tomato, tahmahto I guess.

I find taint infinitely more funny

Hey changing the subject, did you know ORB doesn't really work in a truck stop? She don't, seriously.

 

[volfanbill]

Hey changing the subject, did you know ORB doesn't really work in a truck stop? She don't, seriously.

It's not work if you love your job.

 

[Behr]

It's not work if you love your job.

But I mean she... Oh wait, what you did there, I seen it.

 

[volfanbill]

But I mean she... Oh wait, what you did there, I seen it.

You set em up Behr, I can knock down the easy ones.

 

[Orangeredblooded]

It's not work if you love your job.

 

[hmanvolfan]

The sphincter would be the Tightsqueeze, no?

In your scenario, I’d be the taint

 

[Weezer]

I debated which one to use and decided on sphincter because it sounded funnier in my head. And it's not often you can find a reason to use sphincter, and it's such a cool word.

You'll be using your sphincter when Souce returns.

 

[Behr]

Oh cool,, more Behr and Souce homophobic jokes. Haven't seen one of those in like, 30 seconds.

 

[Tin Man]

Sphincter is a cool word, but chortle is not?

 

[volwindy]

 

[Tin Man]

My sister served me low sugar raspberry sherbet with Ice sugar free raspberry soda. She called if a freeze. It appeared to be a raspberry float. It was good.

 

[hmanvolfan]

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Ice cream and waffles?

 

[NorCalVol67]

You inspired me Windy.

 

[volwindy]

Ice cream and waffles?

Brittle ice cream and sorbet with a waffle cone piece wedged in between. Both flavors were great!