With all due respect to my revered ninja master, as well as to Victoria Bidewell and her somewhat limited list of credits at this time, I would like to substitute the name of an actor that is rather well-known and quite distinguished at his craft. If said ninja master and part-time used car salesman at Bear Bryant Studebaker in Tuscaloosa, Alabama, objects, I will gladly set my substitute human being aside and let the hunt begin for Ms. Bidewell's achievements...
With all that said, I offer Mr....
Harrison Ford