Recruiting Forum Football Talk [RIP 9.3.2019]

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landscapingvol said:
I had to take a dook at a beach resort in one of those toilets with no water pressure. I had been backed up something fierce and dropped about a 5 pound deuce. I tried to flush it several times but the water parted around it like Moses. There was no plunger, toilet brush, nothing to break it up. I did the only thing I could do which was to grab it with my hand and put it in the bag in the trash can and throw the bag out the window hoping no one would see me. Someone did and asked me if I threw a turd in a bag out the window, how in the *^%# did she know that? 😂😂 I just kept walking away
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Da actual fuq
 
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That really pisses me off that a ref was standing 5 yards away and didn’t call targeting. It had to go to a review. That is the the definition of targeting. The inconsistency in calling it is infuriating. I’ve seen multiple Vols ejected for far less and they have to review it to call it.
 
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InVOLuntary said:
Any addiction is tough. Your support I'm sure will help him win.
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TY! He knows I am here for him, pray for him and will never leave him (I am a Vol fan lol). It is not easy especially since we just found out a family friend in his 40s has been put on the liver transplant list because of alcohol.
 
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landscapingvol said:
I had to take a dook at a beach resort in one of those toilets with no water pressure. I had been backed up something fierce and dropped about a 5 pound deuce. I tried to flush it several times but the water parted around it like Moses. There was no plunger, toilet brush, nothing to break it up. I did the only thing I could do which was to grab it with my hand and put it in the bag in the trash can and throw the bag out the window hoping no one would see me. Someone did and asked me if I threw a turd in a bag out the window, how in the *^%# did she know that? 😂😂 I just kept walking away
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Merge to the Pub thread on weird personal stories! Take a lap. Reported and all that.

@drvenner
 
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Question for u guys. Will there be any more player recruiting updates on star/ranking changes on 24/7 or rivals?
 
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SweetasSoda said:
TY! He knows I am here for him, pray for him and will never leave him (I am a Vol fan lol). It is not easy especially since we just found out a family friend in his 40s has been put on the liver transplant list because of alcohol.
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As long as there is breath, there is hope. I post a lot of nonsense, but I'm completely serious here. I've been there, and most anybody that knew me wouldn't have given a plug nickle for my life.
 
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landscapingvol said:
I had to take a dook at a beach resort in one of those toilets with no water pressure. I had been backed up something fierce and dropped about a 5 pound deuce. I tried to flush it several times but the water parted around it like Moses. There was no plunger, toilet brush, nothing to break it up. I did the only thing I could do which was to grab it with my hand and put it in the bag in the trash can and throw the bag out the window hoping no one would see me. Someone did and asked me if I threw a turd in a bag out the window, how in the *^%# did she know that? 😂😂 I just kept walking away
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Dude, there are some things that you need to keep to yourself. What made you think that was something you needed to share with the group?
 
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