At work - we have a suite at Tigers football games and 10 (2 on the floor; 8 on the 4th row sideline) Tigers basketball tickets. Normally I can use any of them, but can’t have Tennessee tickets. There are a (unreasonably pricey) pair of tickets right next to the 8 sideline and close enough for talking distance to the 2 on the floor. I almost, almost want to pay way too much for these seats just to troll everyone Saturday.