WinginFlorida
The Struggle is Real
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Really wish I was going to be in Knox this weekend. Buddy of mine convinced his fiancé to do a spring wedding instead of fall for football reasons and it still ends up screwing up my football plans in the end. :dunno:
"Weddings shall be allowed only in months when no meaningful football related events could possibly occur. Acceptable months include January, May, June, and July. Additional months may be acceptable on case by case basis with approval through a majority vote of the VN Events Council that meets once per decade at an undisclosed Waffle House somewhere along I-40 between Memphis and Knoxville."
-VN Bylaws
Unfortunately, I get married on Oct. 27th, the day we will beat the hell out of USCe. Hopefully Freak will take it easy on me for breaking the bylaws. If not, then Ill make sure I get to the Waffle House early for some scattered, covered and smothered hash browns before the punishment hearing.
"Weddings shall be allowed only in months when no meaningful football related events could possibly occur. Acceptable months include January, May, June, and July. Additional months may be acceptable on case by case basis with approval through a majority vote of the VN Events Council that meets once per decade at an undisclosed Waffle House somewhere along I-40 between Memphis and Knoxville."
-VN Bylaws
Unfortunately, I get married on Oct. 27th, the day we will beat the hell out of USCe. Hopefully Freak will take it easy on me for breaking the bylaws. If not, then Ill make sure I get to the Waffle House early for some scattered, covered and smothered hash browns before the punishment hearing.
Are you implying 3rd quarter could be not so good?
Unfortunately, I get married on Oct. 27th, the day we will beat the hell out of USCe. Hopefully Freak will take it easy on me for breaking the bylaws. If not, then Ill make sure I get to the Waffle House early for some scattered, covered and smothered hash browns before the punishment hearing.
weddings are a waste of money and time. Find a preacher, some bbq and a backyard. 10 minutes is too long.
