Things to Keep Out of Your Mouth

[Leximax]

I knicknamed my neighbors dog today. Its a boy but he dont care. I call him Lexi. Every time I went outside I called him. I must have said his name 100 times.

Neighbor thought I was drunk, he kept telling me to stop, but all day it was "here Lexi, Lexi come".

Lexi came today. But not because you called.

 

[Weezer]

Lexi came today. But not because you called.

This one's just too easy. Talk about a softball. But I'll be a gentleman and let it go.

 

[Leximax]

This one's just too easy. Talk about a softball. But I'll be a gentleman and let it go.

Glad you caught that.

 

[Weezer]

This thread is causing traumatic flashbacks to childhood. I keep hearing my mom screaming, "Don't you put that in your mouth!"

I need a hug.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

A gun.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Poison

 

[508mikey]

stinkbugs

 

[95 Vol Alum]

stinkbugs

If fried, put em in your mouth.

 

[buckfama]

A red hot fire poker.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Ron and I are beefing. Sour cream, mayonnaise and IPA can all be put in your mouth.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

Dr. Pepper Ham is okay.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron and I are beefing. Sour cream, mayonnaise and IPA can all be put in your mouth.

Absolutely not. I would rather say “Lexi” a thousand times than drink a single IPA or eat a spoonful of mayo/sour cream.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Dr. Pepper Ham is okay.

Have you tried the rumham?

 

[Unknown Muppet]

Have you tried the rumham?

It must be made with a spiced rum and coke.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Anything in or around the butt.

 

[Behr]

Lexi came today. But not because you called.

Imagine if I had.

 

[Behr]

Heinz 57 steak sauce.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Imagine if I had.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

.

 

[Behr]

I’m gonna need Charlie here. I’ll put just about anything in my mouth.

Wait, wut?

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Cabbage. Most disgusting excuse for food ever

 

[Tin Man]

Who here has tried durian?

 

[Leximax]

Absolutely not. I would rather say “Lexi” a thousand times than drink a single IPA or eat a spoonful of mayo/sour cream.

To be fair, Lexi in your mouth ain’t so bad. Neither is sour cream.IPA is vomit

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Who here has tried durian?

Never heard of it. Also, I fear change.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

To be fair, Lexi in your mouth ain’t so bad. Neither is sour cream.IPA is vomit

I've never had a Lexi in my mouth. But I don't believe it could taste any better than Yuengling. Which is why I had to stop drinking it.

I will not hesitate to punch mayonnaise or sour cream right in it's fat, stupid face.