How Creepy Is Weezer Being?

[Charlie Kelly]

Where did she go? You put her in her place? Good for you Charlie.


So, whatcha wanna talk about. Be prepared though, I talk big.

I don’t tell her what to do. She’s her own woman.

Is that what your wife is used to? No wonder it’s dead and you’re on here.

Talk away, kid. It’s a message board haha.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

She knows I’m winking at you.

I'm not into boy threesomes. Stop propositioning me.

 

[Leximax]

Jealous, of Lexi? Lexi isn't Mexican, at least she doesn't look it. I'm curious now. If you're still here Lexi, are you Mexican? If Lexi is Mexican, you just might be right Charlie.

I am not Mexican. Part Native American but not enough to get me a minority scholarship.

 

[theFallGuy]

total weirdo

 

[The Ron Mexico]

I am not Mexican. Part Native American but not enough to get me a minority scholarship.

Just a boring ole regular white guy.

 

[Orangeslice13]

Family reunion day.
First Ho and now Fall

 

[Charlie Kelly]

I'm not into boy threesomes. Stop propositioning me.

That’s not what I’m asking. Or are you not as clever as you’d like people to believe?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

total weirdo

Did you see where Charlie attacked Weezer because of his disability? Awful.

 

[theFallGuy]

Did you see where Charlie attacked Weezer because of his disability? Awful.

erectile dysfunction is not a disability

 

[The Ron Mexico]

That’s not what I’m asking. Or are you not as clever as you’d like people to believe?

Anyone that thinks I'm clever is a moron. I certainly don't hold that opinion.

But stop trying to change the subject. Why else would you be winking at me?

 

[Orangeslice13]

Anyone that thinks I'm clever is a moron. I certainly don't hold that opinion.

But stop trying to change the subject. Why else would you be winking at me?

You are a damn sexy man

 

[Charlie Kelly]

Did you see where Charlie attacked Weezer because of his disability? Awful.

Is that what I was doing? Or is your reading comprehension subpar?

I’ll guess the latter.

 

[theFallGuy]

I don’t tell her what to do. She’s her own woman.

Is that what your wife is used to? No wonder it’s dead and you’re on here.

Talk away, kid. It’s a message board haha.

wtf

 

[Charlie Kelly]

Anyone that thinks I'm clever is a moron. I certainly don't hold that opinion.

But stop trying to change the subject. Why else would you be winking at me?

Because I’m your huckleberry.

 

[joevol33]

Darn it to heck, you all play nice.

 

[theFallGuy]

Because I’m your huckleberry.

so you're into dudes?

 

[Charlie Kelly]

so you're into dudes?

Stay in the corner. You’re lost.

 

[Weezer]

Anyone that thinks I'm clever is a moron. I certainly don't hold that opinion.

But stop trying to change the subject. Why else would you be winking at me?

In his defense, though I'm not into guys, for those that are, you'd be quite a catch, Ron.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

You are a damn sexy man

Thank you. But it makes me uncomfortable when strangers proposition me. I'm not offended by the gayness of it. I'm a happily married man and Charlie doesn't respect that or Weezer's liver.

 

[Orangeslice13]

Darn it to heck, you all play nice.

This is old school.
And it’s fairly tame. There was a time this was everyday in the zone

 

[Leximax]

Where did she go? You put her in her place? Good for you Charlie.


So, whatcha wanna talk about. Be prepared though, I talk big.

Nobody puts Lexi in a corner.

Btw-did y’all send gnome to my house. Someone was in it while I was in Tennessee but they didn’t take anything. They just messed with my thermostat, folded a towel wrong, left a toilet seat up and unhooked the HDMI cords from my tv.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

so you're into dudes?

Clearly he is.

 

[Weezer]

Because I’m your huckleberry.

That's not how it works. Your partner gets to pick your nickname. It's a term of endearment.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Nobody puts Lexi in a corner.

Btw-did y’all send gnome to my house. Someone was in it while I was in Tennessee but they didn’t take anything. They just messed with my thermostat, folded a towel wrong, left a toilet seat up and unhooked the HDMI cords from my tv.

Sounds like the work of someone who would punt on third down.

#archaicreference

 

[Weezer]

Nobody puts Lexi in a corner.

Btw-did y’all send gnome to my house. Someone was in it while I was in Tennessee but they didn’t take anything. They just messed with my thermostat, folded a towel wrong, left a toilet seat up and unhooked the HDMI cords from my tv.

Check the attic.