Neyland I (Formerly known as Gruden Thread)

[Grand Vol]

Safe travels regardless, VNE

 

[Leximax]

I need someone to bring me huevos rancheros. Btw, g’morning!

 

[Leximax]

Feeling's mutual. Where's Lex? Did she pass out?

Yeah, I fell asleep! Actually, the wine and NyQuil put me to sleep. I’ve got a bit of a cold from watching the rug rats.


I’m excited though. Only another week and I’m in Knox for the holidays.

Charlie. What are answering machines like these days? Can you call and check your messages when you’re gone?

 

[Leximax]

Safe travels regardless, VNE

Morning GV! Safe travels VNE!

 

[Grand Vol]

Morning GV! Safe travels VNE!

Hope you slept well.

I'd bring you breakfast in bed, but it might be a little cold by the time I got there.

 

[Leximax]

Hope you slept well.

I'd bring you breakfast in bed, but it might be a little cold by the time I got there.

Yeah cold huevos rancheros won’t do! But it’s the thought that counts!

 

[Grand Vol]

Yeah cold huevos rancheros won’t do! But it’s the thought that counts!

How about feeding you grapes while you take a relaxing dip in the hot tub?

 

[Leximax]

How about feeding you grapes while you take a relaxing dip in the hot tub?

Hahahahaha. Omg, what I wouldn’t give for some cosmos gourmet market for brunch this AM! If any of y’all are in Knox, go get their Boursin grits right now.

 

[Leximax]

Fraid I'm getting sh*tcanned tonight. Think when I get home ima tho ma phone inda backyard.

Perhaps Charlie is on to something with the no cell phone thing.

 

[Sstterry]

I once got catfished by faux nun.

Was her faux picture cute?

 

[Leximax]

Had to track down you SOBs. I figured the move to the Pub was happening at some point. 2012 all over again.

I'm staying sober tonight myself. It's been a stressful weekend of entertaining extended family. Blah.

I need to cycle back through a few pages to see what y'all have been talking about....

Racism, God and big butts.

 

[Behr]

How about feeding you grapes while you take a relaxing dip in the hot tub?

Lulz.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

How about feeding you grapes while you take a relaxing dip in the hot tub?

Does she prefer Copenhagen or Skoal?

 

[Leximax]

Does she prefer Copenhagen or Skoal?

Why’s everyone always talk about me like I’m not here? I’ve been thoroughly doxed. My research says I exist.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Why’s everyone always talk about me like I’m not here? I’ve been thoroughly doxed. My research says I exist.

I don't know what it means to be "doxed". Is that some new kind of drug? A new sex position? Are you a cyberbully?

I don't do drugs.

 

[Leximax]

I don't know what it means to be "doxed". Is that some new kind of drug? A new sex position? Are you a cyberbully?

I don't do drugs.

Yes, yes, no (although I did get mad at volzonya but we’re good now).

 

[Grand Vol]

Does she prefer Copenhagen or Skoal?

I didn't know grapes came in those flavors.

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

Does she prefer Copenhagen or Skoal?

Posts like this are what makes you the greatest man alive.

 

[apevol]

what the ******n ****

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

what the ******n ****

The psychedelic spiders back again?

 

[Leximax]

what the ******n ****

Morning sunshine. I’ve been trying to get someone to bring me huevos rancheros. No takers.

 

[apevol]

The psychedelic spiders back again?

Where did I get this giant bruise on my hip from?

 

[Leximax]

Where did I get this giant bruise on my hip from?

Ask the girl in your bed.

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

Where did I get this giant bruise on my hip from?

Yep, they're back.

 

[apevol]

Ask the girl in your bed.

I woke up in the tub.