Official Jon Gruden Thread XLIX

[jpope9]

Was in coma but recent movements detected

The big toe has been wiggled

 

[AmoebaVol]

“Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in”

Can’t wait until we get a coach. Hopefully THE coach.

 

[Grayvol4life]

Hasn't been found in the hotel rooms yet.

Knuck did your contact seem positive at all, or was it just a "he hasnt said no yet"?

 

[slobberknocker]

This thing still alive?

For a few more hours. Then it's kumbaya time.

 

[knucklehead_vol]

Thinking about getting a tattoo around my belly button. Anyone have suggestions?

Insert here?

 

[Leximax]

I'm just trying to see the reaction of a judge in court if you went in with a sleeveless dress or something of the likes.

I wouldn’t even contemplate it. Half the time when I used to show up for depositions etc, I’d get the ol’: are you the secretary or paralegal? Haha. Nope.

 

[ButchPlz]

No joke, dudes, what happens if Phil names himself coach?

 

[reVOLution33]

Never forget!
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Who is this?

 

[jpope9]

Thinking about getting a tattoo around my belly button. Anyone have suggestions?

 

[ButchPlz]

Insert here?

Nothing quite so refreshing as a pinga to the navel.

 

[eb=pain]

The big toe has been wiggled

What was the big toe

 

[bmaultbay]

Thinking about getting a tattoo around my belly button. Anyone have suggestions?

raspberry beret?

 

[Volball6]

Last few minutes of Finebaum today,the co-hosts were rating the 3 HC candidates in order of which should get the job. Paul jumped in and cryptically said "Gruden...Gruden...could be".
My opinion it was as if he knew or suspected something. It wasn't his typical mocking,IMO.

Anyone else catch that?

tifwiw

I saw that too, he actually mentioned it twice during the show.

 

[Sam I Am]

don't know if its been posted from reddit mod

1

 

[ButchPlz]

Button butt is overdone.

 

[Cornvol]

Thinking about getting a tattoo around my belly button. Anyone have suggestions?

Lint screen maybe 😁

 

[Dtj64]

8675309

That number is not working. She must have a private one. Damn it

 

[Volzonya]

Thinking about getting a tattoo around my belly button. Anyone have suggestions?

This was once connected to my mommy?

 

[TenUhSee]

They are gonna get Gruden I got a gut feeling and my gut never misses

a lot of folks hoping your "gut" is right

 

[UTSuave’]

No joke, dudes, what happens if Phil names himself coach?

Then you'll change your name to "PhilPlz" 😁🤙🏽

 

[Grand Vol]

Be honest now. How many of you actually called this number when you were younger. I did.

It was Volly's number...

 

[onevol74]

Thinking about getting a tattoo around my belly button. Anyone have suggestions?

No, but if you are considering the posterior side go for O-H-I-O.

 

[ButchPlz]

Then you'll change your name to "PhilPlz" 😁🤙🏽

Fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

 

[knucklehead_vol]

Knuck did your contact seem positive at all, or was it just a "he hasnt said no yet"?

My main 'contact's' have gone silent and have for a few days. I do have others and am fortunate to know them. But to answer your question it would be positive. He called for a meeting. That's great.

 

[volfan1631]

Thinking about getting a tattoo around my belly button. Anyone have suggestions?