Time for an important PSA and hopefully a little humor...
"Hello, Im Dr. C. Everett Koop, surgeon general, and Im here today to tell you about a disease thats plaguing Volnation. Battered Vol Syndrome or BVS.
BVS is a very serious condition. Symptoms include: fits of rage, fits of euphoria, and depression which can lead to coaching search fatigue. Those diagnosed with BVS can lead long, healthy lives with proper treatment. Treatment options include: mattress burning, message board rants, and considering cheering for non-Tennessee teams.
If you or someone you love is showing signs of BVS, call a doctor or your local mattress store today."