Official Jon Gruden Thread XLIX

[RagingOrange]

I believe Exile may have came back...UT Exile...maybe...who knows lol

Yep

 

[jakez4ut]

every other kid at the table gets what they want for dinner...and we're told eat our peas, and like it.

 

[UTSuave’]

Ok!..big dinner everyone is there,tensions are high,gruden is bull****ting,business is concluded and maverick is going to redeem gooses death to help his wingman all and all a Victory I think we've got him 👍🏽

 

[orangefreak11']

Wouldn't our current personell play at least a small factor? Mel runs a 3-4, we all remember well the last time we tried that, albeit with less talent... Would be difficult to expect immediate success...

 

[densojb3]

Gruden until it's not

I can't believe we would settle for another google search coach at this point .

Same here. To be honest I had to Google who Mel Tucker was.

 

[knucklehead_vol]

Thought in past tense? I says what I says. The truth hurts. Amirite knuckle?

Well I HOPED you were in a hotel somewhere...in every room.

 

[TrapVol]

Tucker is a home run hire! Vols are back, baby!

Blue font?

 

[Leximax]

So quick question....after the celebration of course when Gruden hit's the podium, who is going to be number one on your call/text/tweet/email crow eating sesh?

I’ve said this before but i’m sending a group text to everyone in my phone so they’re all prisoners to my joy and the responses that follow. Sidenote- UT just called me begging for money. I told her to call back tomorrow.

 

[MarkVols]

Can someone break this nonsense down for me?

Beaver may or may not work for a billionaire. Sean and the other co-host knew that Gruden had an offer in his hands. Nuf said

 

[C-town Vol]

We have officially lost our minds

And it’s beautiful.

 

[RockCityVol]

Also remember the info we are seeing, hearing it reading is prolly 12-24 hours old.

 

[Volsfaninva917]

Lol so people are screen shoting their own tweets now?

 

[Dtj64]

What’s up big wheels. What are your thoughts on the coaching search this fine evening?

If it isn't Gruden I'll take Miles. Believe it or not, I enjoyed sparring with you the other night. I love that **** . Got baned though. Lol

 

[vol.E]

This is about as exciting as when the Titans stripped Mularkey of his interim tag.

He’s winning ...


Not that I’m not shopping for barf bags should Tucker/Steele be the hire ...

 

[NAILS]

Gruden until it's not

I can't believe we would settle for another google search coach at this point .

All information points that way.
I trust Coach Fulmer and will support his decision.

 

[ButchPlz]

every other kid at the table gets what they want for dinner...and we're told eat our poop, and like it.

Fixed that for you.

And lame-o 'true fans' rush to tell us that feces is high in nutritional content.

 

[C-town Vol]

Bottom line I am choosing to believe what others have said. No way we pull off the collegiate coup of the century to hire a coordinator. Gruden to Hill. And until I see someone else at the podium.

Yes! Hope never hurt anyone

 

[bray2milton]

Well I HOPED you were in a hotel somewhere...in every room.

Interesting.

 

[UTSuave’]

I’ve said this before but i’m sending a group text to everyone in my phone so they’re all prisoners to my joy and the responses that follow. Sidenote- UT just called me begging for money. I told her to call back tomorrow.

Depending on who we hire you might wanna hit em with the "new phone who dis"

 

[VFLnSFD]

every other kid at the table gets what they want for dinner...and we're told eat our peas, and like it.

Mr. SFD and I found ourselves talking to a Florida fan on Sunday. I asked him what he thought about getting Mullen. He was just so thrilled about it. Couldn't wait!

Hahahaha

 

[Squints]

I've been here all the way.
Can someone give me a solid reason to believe Gruden is coming?
All the media is elsewhere.
No Gruden mention period.

I still hope. But nothing tells me there is a chance.

Smokescreen and controlled leaks.

The dam is about to bust wide open.

 

[vol.E]

Mr. SFD and I found ourselves talking to a Florida fan on Sunday. I asked him what he thought about getting Mullen. He was just so thrilled about it. Couldn't wait!

Hahahaha

Because Mullen is going to win at Florida. It won’t be Spurrier exciting or Myer big... but he’s going to compete

 

[NAILS]

there is no reason to hope...unless you want to think that all insiders are vague

Now isn't the time to be vague. To each his own. My opinion

 

[MarkVols]

You can only be in every room of a hotel if you’re a great spirit.

 

[Wild @s a Mink]

And it’s beautiful.

All day I’ve been repeating “Most beautiful just before”. It’s from a Japanese proverb about a caterpillar just before it comes out of it’s chrysalis. Basically, meaning it’s about to be something so beautiful and wonderful and it doesn’t know yet.

I don’t know why that’s been in my brain.

I’ve officially dropped my basket it seems :loco: