Official Jon Gruden Thread XLVI

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He may not win championships but he’ll be fun to watch.

Press conferences will be fun agsin.

Why don’t we all wear eye patches the first game of the season!



These are just a few of the dumb remarks flowing out there. I believe the battle has shifted to the president and chancellor. 80-90% of the fans like him so taking to twitter may not be as affective. We can’t trash him! Only blast Currie!
 
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Once the new coaches hired, whoever he may be, can we officially put this Gruden Fairy Tail / nightmare to bed forever? Can we all not agree that his butt is never going to be the coach at Tennessee and stop thinking that we're going to fire every coach and replace him with Jon Gruden?
 
lol Leach is very anti establishment and can’t be controlled. This isn’t a Haslam hire. Plus, you aren’t going to overthrow the Haslems in a week. Sorry bud, life sucks

Your having a tough time accepting our voice. I get that. The world really is alof better when your glasses are orange tinted. Go on be brave ... put em on.
 
May have to ask Freak for a friend if we can have a special exemption to kindly give a couple of our little 4 letter abbreviations that sometimes becomes necessary around here.

Yea, you know Freak made another rule about coming into the Gruden thread just to say Gruden ain't happening....

Don't see that one being enforced...
 
Shhh!..Don't scare the children...There are a LOT of people over in that Gruden thread right now swearing he is coming still...Let em stay over there and not invade the adults section of VOLnation.
 
Your having a tough time accepting our voice. I get that. The world really is alof better when your glasses are orange tinted. Go on be brave ... put em on.

Your voice is the minority right now. Get out of this thread for a bit. Instead of believing a troll singing carols about Gruden.
 
Seems like all the real info dried up in the last hour or so. Really need some of our regular insider types to in here and give us an update. Beave?
 
Shhh!..Don't scare the children...There are a LOT of people over in that Gruden thread right now swearing he is coming still...Let em stay over there and not invade the adults section of VOLnation.

Says the person that would take Kiffen back. Ok.
 
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Joy to the world, Jon Gruden has come
let Rocky Top recieve her King
let Paul Revere of Gruden, prepare you for
when heaven and nature grind
and heaven and nature grind
and heaven on rocky top and na-ture grind.

Joy to the Vols, the Gruden has come
to hell, with Schiano, and Leeeeech!!!!
and even Currie, repairs his wrongs
and Fulmer and Majors Toast
and Fulmer and Majors Toast
and fat-ass Fulmer and drunk Ma-Jors Toast

joy to the Earth, we have our coach
He's even, more orange, than Pearl!
Let every hater, who curses Paul Revere
be forgiven in time
they'll be forgiven in time
they'll be forgiiiiiven, and heal in time.......Peace on Earth fellows. :peace2: Merry Christmas

I like the song we are singing... but you lyrics could use a little help.:)
 
I posted this somewhere else, but....it belongs in here too.

One of 3 things is happening right now:

1. We really are as bad off as we seem. Currie really did have Schiano as his #1 the entire time, and went to the Bahamas thinking he was going to hire Schiano, and tried to go rogue and hire him with Peyton, Haslem's, Davenport's support, and then VN and state legislature said nope. And then Gundy really did have an offer and turned us down...and then Brohm turns us down. And then Doeren turns us down....and now Leach has an offer, and may turn us down....and we are just the fat girl at the prom who nobody wants to dance with, and despite us throwing millions at these coaches, our AD is an idiot who is controlled by Haslem and nobody wants to be our coach.

2. Schiano was just a favor who we floated in order to get him consideration for other positions, and it went terribly wrong. Gundy seems to come up every search as a guy who seems like we are swinging for the fences, but everyone knows we won't get. And then, Brohm....and Brohm is the guy. The report was that he didn't like the counter offer...but the critical piece is that Brohm's buyout drops in a matter of a few days. They may have shook on an agreement, but continued until Tennessee can get him for a million cheaper. Perhaps they told him if he waited, he could have that extra million for staff hires. But, it's possible Brohm is the guy, but we have to keep looking so that people will think we're still searching. If he is, then once his buyout drops, we'll know.

3. What if we really do already have a coach? I know that sounds crazy...but how else, unless Schiano REALLY WAS the guy do we have an AD that thought it was cool to go chill in the Bahamas for a couple of days? I understand you're supporting the basketball team, but do that in March, not in November.

I'm not even necessarily saying it's Gruden, though I'd love it to be. But maybe like this VolCalls person is saying, maybe it's Fisher. Maybe he isn't going to Texas A&M, maybe he is coming here? Maybe the hire was Lane Kiffin or Bobby Petrino, and the only way to unite the fan base was to throw out someone he knew we would never get behind like Schiano?

I don't know....something just tells me that as bad as it looks...maybe it's supposed to look that way. Maybe we are supposed to look like a trainwreck, and then Currie saves the day and hires a huge splash that makes us the talk of the country?

I mean...maybe we literally are waiting for Florida and A&M and Arkansas and Miss State to make their hires so that we can come in and say "Now look what we have."

Don't know guys..

Honestly....I'm still Gruden til it ain't.

I wanna believe! Help my unbelief!

Good Lord where do some of you dream up this stuff??? What is happening is the same thing that happens every time, Haslam and his patsy AD screw up a good hire and the in a panic they fly around from coach to coach until someone says yes. Hamilton did it and brought back Dooley, Hart did it and brought back Jones. The common denominators are Haslam and a patsy AD. This isn't an elaborate rouse. As soon as one of these horrible coaches says yes he will put him on a plane and fly him back here.
 
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