Official Gruden Thread 39

[Vols_Life]

Little blasphemy starting in this thread...not cool...I say things and jest, but blasphemy is crossing the line...just saying, and, who am I to judge...

 

[Ace]

Can someone please post Freaks post about posting in this thread?

Are you sure it is ok to post posts that have been previously posted? I think there is a rule about that. lol

 

[peerless98]

"What is 'The Hunt for Red October'" was just an answer on Jeopardy. It's a sign!!!!

 

[LakeMaryFLVol]

How do we know that the meeting that took place in the press box wasnt possibly about Gruden’s potential staff and the financial requirements that it would take?

Nah it was the jet

 

[VolLee]

Umm...just so we're clear here, for you know the formal record and everything, not that I and a hundred other guys are conjuring visual images in our heads or anything...but you know, just for the record...

...did you mean both ex wives cheated on you at the same time with another woman? Or like, one after the other, in separate scandalous incidents?

Sorry to have to ask. Research, you know.

Post of the year

 

[Offset Eye]

How to avoid getting pranked during college football coach flight-tracking season - SBNation.com

Troll broke rule number #1. You gotta fake a jet. This is a prop plane.

That "prop plane" that was originally scheduled for Starkville is about $10 million and is only six years old. It is a jet engine with the propeller on the outside. It is every bit as luxurious as a "jet" and there are many reasons why it is more practical to use. Hint: Small runways.

 

[Stoked]

So I'll be taking my 8 year old daughter to her first game this Saturday. She is beyond excited, she might love the Vols even more than me lol. Anyways... I got seats in FF and this is only my 2nd game, and it was back in 2007 the last time that I went so I'm not all that familiar with the seats in Neyland. Is FF any good?

Also, I plan on taking her to the Vol Village before the game. Any other recommendations?

 

[BearCat204]

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[NAILS]

I just saw a commercial with Peyton riding a Beaver

 

[landscapingvol]

Umm...just so we're clear here, for you know the formal record and everything, not that I and a hundred other guys are conjuring visual images in our heads or anything...but you know, just for the record...

...did you mean both ex wives cheated on you at the same time with another woman? Or like, one after the other, in separate scandalous incidents?

Sorry to have to ask. Research, you know.

I understand the need for research and clearly science is necessary but they both cheated with women who could pass for a Ukrainian weight lifter. I guess I shouldn’t meet anymore women at Cher concerts

 

[VolDorado]

Nope P-51 Mustang all the way

Nah....P-38 Lightning

 

[TJunky]

I don't get the love affair with Frost

Mostly because it keeps the grass from growing so folks don't have to mow.

 

[LakeMaryFLVol]

"What is 'The Hunt for Red October'" was just an answer on Jeopardy. It's a sign!!!!

Russians don't take a dump without a plan BABY!! Yes! :dance2:

 

[Vol737]

Miss seeing Tirico and Gruden together. Gruden looks miserable. Come on to Tennessee CJG. It’s just better.

 

[chetsteadman87]

Did we already discuss this?

 

[volzfanz]

MNF is on. Is it a sign if we do/don’t see any Gruden corona or hooters commercials? Or is that nothing one way or another?

 

[peerless98]

Post of the year

It would definitely be nominated!

 

[Wild @s a Mink]

Umm...just so we're clear here, for you know the formal record and everything, not that I and a hundred other guys are conjuring visual images in our heads or anything...but you know, just for the record...

...did you mean both ex wives cheated on you at the same time with another woman? Or like, one after the other, in separate scandalous incidents?

Sorry to have to ask. Research, you know.

Well, that went all HBO After Dark real quick lol!opcorn:

 

[smokeyhuntsgators]

Red tie tonight.

Buck Fama

Sending a message to Saban saying that he’s coming for him and bringing h*** with him..

SOON

:devilsmoke:

 

[rkvdg]

"what is 'the hunt for red october'" was just an answer on jeopardy. It's a sign!!!!

 

[crparker21]

Mostly because it keeps the grass from growing so folks don't have to mow.

True story

 

[VFLnSFD]

I’ve backed off this thread the past 2 days and it’s been refreshing. But I must say BC, you are becoming an Eeyore bad. We get it, you don’t think Gruden is coming. But dear lord, you have to tell us every time and you don’t have to remind us of 2012. Let it go. Discuss the coaching options you want in their threads or in the general coaching thread. I hope I’m being respectful enough for you to receive what I’m saying. You went from one of my favorite posters in 2012 to one of the dreaded posters because you’re just so dang whiny. And if I’m interpreting you wrong, forgive me. But I think you need to let 2012 go. 👊👍🏼

Co-signed.

 

[OrangeSwarm22]

TB Bucs?

Jk

Tie resembles Crimson. It’s a sign. Next candidate up.

 

[knucklehead_vol]

Jesus has nothing to do with this thread.

No. He is speaking in spanish...jesus with an h.

 

[bevman]

I’ll donate a 98’ Honda Jet Ski to the cause. Kill switch doesn’t work, but other than that Gruden could get hours of water riding fun out of it!

I've got a couple6 packs of Worlds Fair beer I'd trade.