Official Jon Gruden Thread 31

[VFLnSFD]

Oh no, I am really confused, now. Is Petersen Patterson or is Petersen Mullen? :crazy:

No. No. No.

 

[apevol]

Apply more alchohol.

Wqy ahead of ya.

 

[The Comb]

Somebody in Knoxville; we need eyes on Currie

 

[KeepinUpWithJones]

Anyone else ever wonder if MIT Beaver is a troll who just seems to be in the know and then it turns out Gruden gets hired and he plays himself into VN legend status, after initially planning to be a troll?

 

[2EastTnVols]

I have this image in my brain now of the SNL skit with Kurt Russell and the bigger crazy comedian. I can't think of his name. I am seeing you as not KR.
Good day.

Patrick Swayze & Chris Farley

 

[BOTF]

I used to tape my tips from my time as a Chippendale Dancer to my ceiling.

I tried that too but them nickels hurt in the middle of the night.

 

[The Comb]

Beaver always two steps ahead

 

[Poppa T]

thank you for this.
i found my first post in any of the gruden threads ... gruden thread 2 post 3715. i have no idea what that was about.

anywho, i remember reading gruden 1, posted in gruden 2.

guess i'm not an og, since no insider, and didn't take the harrassment that boro and dto did ... much respect.

but i'm a proud grudenite.

Preacher, we are what I would call Legacy Grudenites.

While I did not take the heat on the VN board that the OGs took, everytime we've had a coaching change, the first thing I get asked by my close friends is... "so, are we getting Gruden". I just smile and say ... "soon."

 

[tastycar]

Oh no, I am really confused, now. Is Petersen Patterson or is Petersen Mullen? :crazy:

Pesterlun? Peterlun? Mullerson?

 

[Grand Vol]

Bunch of haters up in this joint.

 

[tngivem6]

This place is more confusing and scarier and with more ups and downs than an episode of Lost....

I'm done with the Grumors.
I wanna know the Gruth!!

Patience I know, soon I've heard.

"I want some freaking answers!!"

 

[Bluegrass Vol]

Who was the guy/gal on the OG threads from 2012 that always posted something like "Jon M'fn Gruden is coming to the Sec to wreak havoc....."

I can't remember the whole thing be he/she posted it several times a day...

 

[thebjd]

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yh7UxJfbVwo[/youtube]

That video was excellent

 

[Gtown RNG]

I have this image in my brain now of the SNL skit with Kurt Russell and the bigger crazy comedian. I can't think of his name. I am seeing you as not KR.
Good day.

Not Kurt Russell....Patrick Swazee and Chris Farley.

Edit: just missed the buzzer.

 

[Geronimo]

Him offering to help Geranimo with the job has been the only non-trolling action I've seen. Still not convinced they didn't plan that. I'm only a little serious. Haha.

As far as intent vs mischief, I want to agree, strictly because it is so detailed and makes too much sense, but I just can't.

I can assure you I am a NOBODY in a world of somebody's. You can look at my posts and quickly see I bring nothing but questions, sarcasm, poor attempts at humor, and of course, the somewhat embarrassing (in hindsight) ask for an undeserved favor.
I'm just along for the ride like everyone else spending way too much time in this thread 😀

 

[Coastypop]

And then

And then another meeting

 

[Cobb-Webb 1989]

patrick swayze & chris farley

rip

 

[2EastTnVols]

 

[griffdog14]

this place is more confusing and scarier and with more ups and downs than an episode of lost....

I'm done with the grumors.
I wanna know the gruth!!

Patience i know, soon i've heard.

"i want some freaking answers!!"

you can't handle the gruth

 

[VFL-82-JP]

This place is more confusing and scarier and with more ups and downs than an episode of Lost....

I'm done with the Grumors.
I wanna know the Gruth!!

Patience I know, soon I've heard.

"I want some freaking answers!!"

For real answers, you have to walk to Blackberry Farm on foot, and can't be carrying anything electronic. They'll be tracking you from the moment you leave the interstate; no mechanical means of transportation, nor horses.

But caution: others have done that, and none have yet come back.

 

[SergeantVol]

Preacher, we are what I would call Legacy Grudenites.

While I did not take the heat on the VN board that the OGs took, everytime we've had a coaching change, the first thing I get asked by my close friends is... "so, are we getting Gruden". I just smile and say ... "soon."

I posted back then too, in the separate forum. Most posters, from what I guess, don’t bother to give me too much s**t. I post in almost every forum on here. I’m a pretty angry person most of the time (especially in the PF forum).

 

[Cobb-Webb 1989]

For real answers, you have to walk to Blackberry Farm on foot, and can't be carrying anything electronic. They'll be tracking you from the moment you leave the interstate; no mechanical means of transportation, nor horses.

But caution: others have done that, and none have yet come back.

Area 121 ???

 

[Grand Vol]

Sounds legit.

Want to talk about legit? Let's talk about how legit Mullen is at coaching!

 

[VFLnSFD]

Area 121 ???

I see what you did there.

 

[SergeantVol]

Grand Vol = Chris Farley