Official Jon Gruden Thread 30

[Squints]

That Electricity is not going to Engineer itself!

Just give it a path, it'll be aight....

Pole audits with telecom. A lot of riding and clicking.

 

[Komodo7]

Alright..for real. Charlie Kelly I need you to report for rollcall, if you don't mind.

Charlie Kelly
Status: DUSTWUN

Need QRF on standby for 10 digit grid confirmation.

 

[Hawkpilot]

Any of the military people on here have any cool pics from Iraq or the Stan they would be willing to share?

Yessir.

 

[Volbrando]

65% here

Pro gruden all the way and encouraged and excited but I lived through 2012 and that hurt after getting all the confirmations then as well. This time feels different, more smoke.... I’ll believe it when I see it but when I do...

dilly dilly BOOM!

 

[mrmax86]

You will need to post this often if the troglodyte invasion from the football forum really occurs. :good!:

I'm ready for it. Every 100 posts once the crazies arrive.

 

[The Comb]

Thou shalt not mention any of the following during the Great Gruden reign:

"brick by brick"
"Snap and clear"
"maturation process"
"Champions of Life"
"Complimentary football"
"resiliency”
“Eye discipline”
“Leadership reps”

Yep I never want to hear brick by brick ever again

 

[gordonr24]

I just noticed the Gruden 30 thread dirched the roman numerals.... yeah, im not very observant

No you're not

 

[steve328]

Being run-over by a big guy in an MIT sweatshirt riding in a grocery store scooter while drinking $100 bottles of Scotch?

That paints a picture I won't soon forget. Good one.

 

[VFL-82-JP]

Once CJG is on board, the endorsements will start rolling in. Once we hit our first championship, they'll be through the roof.

Kellogg's: "They're Grrrrrrrrrrruden!"

Greico (yes, slight name change): "Grude news, I just saved 15% on car insurance by switching to Greico."

Campbell's Soup: "Mmmmmm, Grude."

 

[tbones0711]

Beware of misdirection coming (directly or indirectly) tomorrow from ESPN and/or UT Media Relations.

Standard procedure. Some fans could keep the hype down but the majority have been down so long it looks like up. There will be statewide celebrations. The LSU game plays into this scenario in a way that the AD wants the team to be at it's possible best and make a good showing. We need to send the conference a message. Timing is very key and I think there is a lot of back patting going on behind the scenes that the big boys are all unified in this hire and the announcement will be very calculated in order to allow Butch to be released in a gentleman's manner while also impressing on the coming class of 2018 that UT is serious about winning and playing for championships in the immediate future. Need to get J.Corvin outta W.Tn. and that linebacker from Columbus,Ga.,(forgot name) at least. If the admin. has come this far as we suspect in hiring JG, the overall mood in Vol Nation should be very positive and a bowl game isn't out of reach just yet.

 

[preacherwebb]

I have to say, "It makes my heart happy" to see this vol family in good spirits!

you're awesome you super duper private investigator stalker you!

k:

:clapping:

 

[TenUhSee]

99%

 

[The Comb]

So in reference to XXX

Apparently when your boss asks if you’re looking at Jon Gruden porn the correct answer is not

“Soon”

 

[Kodak VFL]

Thou shalt not mention any of the following during the Great Gruden reign:

"brick by brick"
"Snap and clear"
"maturation process"
"Champions of Life"
"Complimentary football"
"resiliency”
“Eye discipline”
“Leadership reps”

Throw game

 

[Behr]

I'm starting to like you...moar

You'll regret it.

 

[Glockmeister]

Food for thought... Gruden beat Saban when he was coaching Miami... just saying

 

[309VFL]

So in reference to XXX

Apparently when your boss asks if you’re looking at Jon Gruden porn the correct answer is not

“Soon”

I think the correct response involves a turkey hole and a banana

 

[Sstterry]

Food for thought... Gruden beat Saban when he was coaching Miami... just saying

You have done a complete 180... Welcome realm of truth and light!

 

[Smokeyshowl66]

Thou shalt not mention any of the following during the Great Gruden reign:

"brick by brick"
"Snap and clear"
"maturation process"
"Champions of Life"
"Complimentary football"
"resiliency”
“Eye discipline”
“Leadership reps”

"brick by brick" was catchy until we figured out the bricks he was thinking about were still in raw material form and he had no intention of forming or curing them

 

[MaTaLa]

You'll regret it.

Lulz...I think I already knew that on some level

 

[Unknown Muppet]

You'll regret it.

Truest statement you ever made.

 

[steve328]

The logic of these two posts surpass some in here

I still think Butch will be let go after the last game. Hope I'm wrong. Like to see it done yesterday.

 

[Squints]

Yep I never want to hear brick by brick ever again

Add:

Resolve
Individual

He makes me sick. S - I - C - K!

 

[jollygreenrescue]

Need QRF on standby for 10 digit grid confirmation.

Are you air force Komodo?

 

[VagabondVol]

This thread always helps me have a good week of preparation.