Official Jon Gruden Thread XXIX

[JCP201]

 

[Godfatha]

I still love that Gif from the OG threads in 2012 where Dooley was in the car and Gurden pulls up and rolls his window down and says SOON!

My favorite was the UT guys pulling up in a van and kid napping Gruden.

 

[G8rh8r]

This?

Thank you!

 

[VFLnSFD]

How many days will VolNation be down after Gruden is announced?

I have this strange feeling that I won't really believe it if I don't see it here.

 

[tnvols72]

Anyone heard from deerpark?

Must of taken his ball and went home

 

[preacherwebb]

Just remember

It can’t rain all the time

you get a like for the crow reference

 

[EricC1717]

Equal to the number of "regular season" wins in our first season. 10 days.

Fyp

 

[1725gatorhater]

Funny... Hart with that constipated look.

 

[The Comb]

I'll be okay with it being down for several hours. It will take me that long to make a few visits just to say "suck it gator".

Haha yes! I will have to spend some time in real life anyway to gloat to everyone and then come back to celebrate with my Vols brothers and sisters

 

[G8rh8r]

My favorite was the UT guys pulling up in a van and kid napping Gruden.

I haven't seen that one.

 

[The Comb]

Spider 2 Y banana.

I dig it

 

[The Comb]

I have this strange feeling that I won't really believe it if I don't see it here.

True

 

[VFLnSFD]

True

Plus you'll need to update from Gruden to the Hill to Gruden on the Hill.

 

[The Comb]

Plus you'll need to update from Gruden to the Hill to Gruden on the Hill.

Ooh I can’t wait for that!!!

 

[VFLnSFD]

Ooh I can’t wait for that!!!

Me either.

 

[vol445]

you get a like for the crow reference

And you get one for realizing it

And some of you guys should know already the beans have spoken. It is done. SOON

 

[The Comb]

Me either.

I will be waiting and ready

 

[Stoked]

I will have Gruden's first press conference on a loop for weeks. I will also be making the 3 1/2 hour drive down to the O&W game.

 

[Power T-Rev]

My body is ready

 

[RockCityVol]

Fyp

Very appropriate sir! Good work.

 

[aredfox28]

you get a like for the crow reference

One of my all time favs

 

[GreyWolf1129]

What happens if someone calls an audible condition on a vow at the ceremony? I've never seen it happen. I tried to convince a buddy for whom I was a groomsman to let me drive him to another town and hop a plane instead of going to the church. He's been married 20+ years and has two nice kids and one ****ty kid.

My wife did it at our Wedding. Our 2nd one. Long story short...married in 2001, divorced (her idea) in 2008, and in 2011 she sends me an email saying she wished she could do it all over again. I called her and told her to come home. We re-married in 2012 in Cades Cove. Beautiful spot about halfway to Cable Mill where the road turns left, and you're looking at this beautiful valley with the mountains in the background. Our spot.

She finds this Baptist Minister up there (online) who turns out to be as "fire & brimstone" as they come. This guy was straight from the '50's. He goes through the routine, and when he gets to the part about "Love, Honor, and Obey", she looks at him and says "Obey? Excuse me?"

Priceless. She backs this walrus of a preacher down; he changes it to "cherish", and the ceremony proceeded without further interruption.

Gotta love that woman.

So if you ever wonder why sometimes I'm a bit off...now you know.

Go Vols.

 

[The Comb]

I will have Gruden's first press conference on a loop for weeks. I will also be making the 3 1/2 hour drive down to the O&W game.

It would be first ever orange and white game with 102,455

 

[Bluegrass Vol]

I haven't seen that one.

That one is classic too....somebody post that one!

 

[Skizer41]

Anyone heard from deerpark?

Hadn't heard from him. But I would love to know his "insight" regarding the recent developments with Cade Mays.