Official Jon Gruden Thread XXVIII

[goooooovols]

He's not resigning, he's fired

I believe this too but after a win.... I just can’t imagine that unless Kendrick and Davis are cited

 

[vol.E]

I will punch you in the mouth

Isn’t that Ape’s line?

 

[Volnut]

Peyton and beaver commercial, SOON!

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[JackWhite]

I believe this too but after a win.... I just can’t imagine that unless Kendrick and Davis are cited

Or we have our man

 

[Power T-Rev]

I hear gruden may skydive in during halftime

And drop kick Butch on the landing

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

Ah, with the big wigs huh?

Living the dream

 

[river rat]

Because this is a safe space.

Where's that dude with the snowflakes?

 

[revjayp]

This is my first game back in 2 years. Couple of things:

That’s the worst 3rd down song I’ve ever heard.

When the crap did the best hot dogs in the world get traded in for some crap in a cardboard box??? They used to be just fine in foil with 1 packet of ketchup and 1 packet of spicy mustard. This shat has to end now! Fire Butch.

 

[wildorange]

SOON just SOON!!!!! GBO!

 

[revjayp]

Where's that dude with the snowflakes?

Here I am. Who needs one?

 

[95 Vol Alum]

It's a ****ing suburb....****.

Lulz. Not really. It’s rural Tipton County. Calm down.

 

[TN404]

This is my first game back in 2 years. Couple of things:



That’s the worst 3rd down song I’ve ever heard.



When the crap did the best hot dogs in the world get traded in for some crap in a cardboard box??? They used to be just fine in foil with 1 packet of ketchup and 1 packet of spicy mustard. This shat has to end now! Fire Butch.

Favorite post of all time!


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[G8rh8r]

This is my first game back in 2 years. Couple of things:

That’s the worst 3rd down song I’ve ever heard.

When the crap did the best hot dogs in the world get traded in for some crap in a cardboard box??? They used to be just fine in foil with 1 packet of ketchup and 1 packet of spicy mustard. This shat has to end now! Fire Butch.

The song has to go.

 

[EddietheVOL]

We want Bama.

This paired with your avatar made me lol hard. I just picture Clooney whispering it.

 

[kayakonthefly]

Hang in there, soon©.

Monday.

 

[Coastypop]

Sooner

 

[smokeyhuntsgators]

Just asked one of my kitties Gypsy if she’s ready for treats SOON...her ears perked up..she knows..My royal kitty..

SOON

:shades:

 

[joevol33]

Isn’t that Ape’s line?

He pees on people

 

[VFL1010]

Gruden+Tour of Italy=SOON

 

[BubbaWms]

This is my first game back in 2 years. Couple of things:

That’s the worst 3rd down song I’ve ever heard.

When the crap did the best hot dogs in the world get traded in for some crap in a cardboard box??? They used to be just fine in foil with 1 packet of ketchup and 1 packet of spicy mustard. This shat has to end now! Fire Butch.

breath and enjoy being in the House that Neyland built and Gruden will reign in someday !

 

[Vol-in-Bham]

The song has to go.

Favorite post of all time!

This is my first game back in 2 years. Couple of things:

That’s the worst 3rd down song I’ve ever heard.

When the crap did the best hot dogs in the world get traded in for some crap in a cardboard box??? They used to be just fine in foil with 1 packet of ketchup and 1 packet of spicy mustard. This shat has to end now! Fire Butch.

From last night's thread...

From the Book of Gruden, Chapter 4

A savior to thine people,

He weareth not a suit, but a polo and visor.

He always carryeth his iPad.

He knows their tendencies.

He’s got their blitzes.

He hath seen thine film.

He shall turn over the DJ tables in the temple.

He cometh to reclaim the kingdom.

His lands shall be from horizon to horizon.

Surrounded by men of righteousness he shall be,

As they reclaim thy lands.

He is thine Gruden.

And he cometh...

SOON.

From the Book of Gruden, Chapter 8

He shall asketh thee:

"Spider, to why banana?"

Thine response shall be:

"SOON"

 

[Coastypop]

Lulz. Not really. It’s rural Tipton County. Calm down.

Did you decide to slum around for a while

or just curious when soon will happen?

 

[knucklehead_vol]

Lulz. Not really. It’s rural Tipton County. Calm down.

Tipton County is part of the Memphis, TN–MS–AR Metropolitan Statistical Area.

GTFO

 

[NorCalVol67]

I hear gruden may skydive in during halftime

He is such a badazz he will do it with a wingsuit.

 

[volfan1631]

My husband bought his new TV for the den. Mind you this is the TV we were joking was his reward if the Grude comes. I'm watching the game on it and it's crystal clear....it's so beautiful I want to cry, namely because I can see every missed tackle.

Soon.

But think how nice it will look with the vols in the playoffs.
SOON