Official Jon Gruden Thread XXVII

[Doyle Hargraves]

Doyle's Grudometer still sits unmoved by the latest round of Grumors and drunken optimism at 15%.
Good news and positive rumors from trusted sources are great but now it's time to...

 

[steve328]

Well good morning to you anyway...

Good morning, Coasty. Soon!

I live in a small east Tennessee town and was coming back from the store a while ago, and seen a car flying a georgia flag. Ticked me off. Bandwagon fans. We need to start taking names.

Note to Smokin'Bob - I know what you're going through and you are in my thoughts. I hope you have some more great days with your cat.

GBO

 

[rocytop2624]

95%

 

[rtb1983]

I’m still holding at Grudecon 3.

 

[vols1221]

UT would never bring Zook in here no way Coasty just cant see it

What about recruiting coordinator?

 

[Grand Vol]

Good morning to all my OG's, and even a few new converts.

I'm just making a brief check-in because I'll be out of pocket a good part of the day. Keep the faith, tip your waiters and waitresses, return your seatbacks to their full and upright position, Grude-on, and SOON.

GO VOLS, Go Away Butch, and most importantly GO SCOTS!

Analyzing Boro's post...

He thinks today will be the day and is getting a massive party ready in preparation of same. Will watch his son play ball and then come home to a double party in honor of Gruden and his son winning,

He wants us to tip our wait staff in order for them to be able to save enough to go to a game next year supporting the Vols and our new coach, Jon Gruden.

Returning our seatbacks to upright position means the figurative plane is about to land and we should be ready to go.

Soon.

 

[VolunteerHillbilly]

Anyone see CBJ interview with Cole Cubric a few minutes ago on SEC channel? He's changed man. His mannerisms, his choice of words, his attitude everything. Could be because of our record. But it also could be because he knows......... Soon!

Could also be because CC didn't have the balls to ask him about a job change. The lady who interviewed Bielma didn't pull punches and managed to do it respectfully. Also, Jones face was red as a beet.

 

[knucklehead_vol]

What time is the game btw? I actually want to watch this ****s last game.

 

[gavol2572]

When Grude is named coach how will you all celebrate?

Like a teenage girl who just got named homecoming queen. Screaming, crying, hands to the face, the whole nine yards.

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

Workout done. Bout to hit the shower. Hubby's working on the deck (expanding) it. Then I'll fix breakfast for us and we'll head north in a couple hours. Starting off a perfect fall day!!

GO VOLS!!!

Oh, P. S., can somebody text me whenever something real happens? Thanks! :dance2: :dance2: :dance2:

Sure thing.
Just go ahead and post your phone number.
Lol!

 

[volsnvikes]

Got a phone call yesterday, that actually gave me two names..... Ron Zook and Lane Kiffin

I find both of these difficult to believe, however iirc Ron Zook name was rumored the last time.... and Kiffin HAS been hinting something dealing with Tennessee on twitter ...

Never say never. Remember our university brought Doug Dickey back as AD after he left us to coach Florida. Worked out pretty well for u in the end.

Of course Dickey was a classy gentleman and zook and Kiffin are both DBags so there is that...

 

[Coastypop]

I'm sitting in a deer stand but had to get my daily dose of Gruden.

SOON

Wish I had said that!

 

[WeAreTheRealUT.]

Good Morning Grudenites, sorry to ask this question, as I usually just follow along and able to figure things out. But what is the theory as to why the Grude was Asheville last night?

 

[VinnieVOL]

These are all viable concerns and if your giving him 10 mil a year and he dont produce a SEC Championship quickly? What then?

I gotta admit, I'm enjoying the unbelievers who have inexplicably kept coming back here now changing their tune from "never happening" to "well.. yeah but... hey it won't work!"

Positively delicious.

 

[steve328]

I will change to dish as soon as the deal goes through

I switched to Dish from Directv and haven't looked back. Much happier.

 

[Coastypop]

Good morning to all my OG's, and even a few new converts.

I'm just making a brief check-in because I'll be out of pocket a good part of the day. Keep the faith, tip your waiters and waitresses, return your seatbacks to their full and upright position, Grude-on, and SOON.

GO VOLS, Go Away Butch, and most importantly GO SCOTS!

Good luck to your son today.... :hi:

 

[Power T-Rev]

what time is the game btw? I actually want to watch this ****s last game.

7:30 est

 

[SobeVol]

morning volnation!

Good luck today to the young men on the field today giving their all.
Grude things are on the way!

 

[Godfatha]

When Grude is named coach how will you all celebrate?

Kinda like Butch did after Georgia last year. Run for 30 yards. Get winded and fall down crying.

 

[VolunteerHillbilly]

Who are the Scots?

 

[VolDorado]

This is my view this morning: in before sunrise, fog on the mountain.....what a great day God has provided....and Gruden is soon! Go Vols!

 

[Godfatha]

Kinda like ***** did after Georgia last year. Run for 30 yards. Get winded and fall down crying.

Ugh Butch

 

[knucklehead_vol]

Never say never. Remember our university brought Doug Dickey back as AD after he left us to coach Florida. Worked out pretty well for u in the end.

Of course Dickey was a classy gentleman and zook and Kiffin are both DBags so there is that...

Kiffin is nothing like he used to be. Although still a cocky mother****er. I don't know look at all other than he was a very good recruiter and DC.

 

[knoxswim890]

So Gruden becomes the official spokesperson for Dish. Ergen pays him an insane amount as part of the contract to be coach. Gruden gets paid and Dish writes it off as advertising.

Dish wins, UT wins, and Gruden wins.

Yes, I've been hitting the sauce already!

To be honest, none of that seems that altogether far-fetched. It's a win-win for both men in that case.

 

[0nelilreb]

Got a phone call yesterday, that actually gave me two names..... Ron Zook and Lane Kiffin

I find both of these difficult to believe, however iirc Ron Zook name was rumored the last time.... and Kiffin HAS been hinting something dealing with Tennessee on twitter ...

The “ chucky” stares and verbal abuse that Gruden would bestow on Kiffin during games would almost be worth it .