Official Jon Gruden Thread XXVI

[clt_tiger]

 

[OGbabyaviVol]

Make a reservation early for there..books quick
We eat at Liberty Tavern in MK for family style. You will be full.
SciFi dine in for late lunch in HS
And the counter service by the avatar ride in AK. FWIW

I think we are doing the sci-fi dine-in in December.

 

[bigmac]

That is the only thing that makes to me. It seems like the place is a dumpster fire and maybe that is part of the plan as well....that will make it so much sweeter when they announce Gruden. Currie just may be taking the heat on purpose so that he will look like a God on the other side of all this.

I don't think the program being destroyed in the national media was part of "the plan"

 

[VolFan4life24]

Frankly Louis, and I think speak for the rest of us. It shows incredibly bad taste for you to come here and embarrass us all like this.

Whatever man. Perhaps I did not make myself clear. I in no way shape, form or fashion said that I believed this. Nor did I say it in the first place. Was simply saying that it was odd that I heard someone else say it A couple WEEKS ago. I'm sorry if my posts do not make you wet your pants like some others. I frankly do not care. I am here to enjoy this thread.

 

[TruVolGritt]

Look to the left of this post. Quickly!!!

Thanks.......I needed that

 

[LakeMaryFLVol]

What's the latest, here's where I left off....

Butch played BK with concussion
Currie said they'd never place a kid in harm's way.
Butch denied everything.
Vfl coordinator resigned and starting quarterbacks mom starts movement to start petition to keep Davis on staff.
No Beaver sighting
Vol calls has Butch sounding resilient, I am sure.
Gruden is coming to the Vols, Brown's, or Bucs.

.

 

[slobberknocker]

:lolabove:

:lolabove:

 

[Chatt Vol]

What if he actually fixed the Browns? Tall task but possible....a HOF QB GM going to a team that needs a franchise QB...I know it's far fetched but possible

If he goes I will be interested

 

[MaTaLa]

I wonder how many people will actually get this?

Ready for the white smoke here.

 

[tastycar]

Looks like things are taking a turn, so, I'll see you people in the a.m.

 

[Grand Vol]

Slacker !

Meetings in Stillwater...

 

[Vol-in-Bham]

Something to brighten up the place: Mike Leach does a 40 second explanation on why he hates candy corn. I love this guy.

 

[Poppa T]

I'm six hours behind! Never going to get the evening update done...

We had a Gruden GIF off, while you were away, on the Adult Swim. But were pre-empted by the Disney channel.

This was a speed event and ENKI won the unofficial title of GIF-Master Flash. Power T Rev won the GIF Dilly Dilly Award and because his dancing girl GIF, Squints received the title of Gruden Grinder'S GIF Master.

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

So, you drink Keystone Light?

(Probably a little late and the mood has passed, but **** it, it's worth saying again)

Beer snobs piss me off.

 

[UTMBA]

You, sir, are a gem.

The Grude News, evening edition. For those just tuning in.

Another Wednesday press conference with Jones at the helm. As expected, softball questions overall. But Jones looked "defeated" in some poster's words.

VFL Antone Davis resigned today. Not sure if it's significant, but the timing is certainly odd.

We were invaded by lawyers again today, but HearForGrumors gave more thoughtful insight on the situation as it stands. Even ClearWaterVol set aside his smarmy lawyer-ry side and helped interpret some of the messages from the AD today.

Boro dropped a bomb that all official visits from recruits were cancelled for this weekend. Again, could be significant.

Basically, it seems to add up to what everyone has been telling us. No offficial visits since early October, Jones not Tweeting,rumors of a buyout in place. He gone. Yet...he's still here which vexes us.

Which Boro seems to think the concussion situation with Kendrick would bring Jones and agent back to the negotiating table for quite a different deal. (I think Boro now has more mentions in the updates than anyone. Someone give that man a cookie)

And Kendrick out for this weekend. Questions to be answered...

The Comb, while having a limited vocabulary, tends to bring spirits up with a well placed "Gruden to the hill!" at just the right times. Bravo sir. You are a saint.

Okay, screw it. I'm not wading through a thousand posts looking for nuggets. You guys fill me in for a change.

Please, that is. And back to the rest of the known news.

Negotiations between Freak and the Army Corps of Engineers broke down today. Ongoing negotiations were to dredge the Tennessee River and build a new canal in order for the Grude 1 yacht to be able to anchor at Neyland for game days. Freak believed they were being stubborn, however, ACE representatives gave these comments:

"Look, we're trying to work with Mister Freak here. But we found his route to be...peculiar. I mean, we'd like to accommodate him, but the proposed route for excavation would require the demolition of Ben Hill Griffen Stadium in Gainesville, Sanford Stadium in Athens, Bryant Denny Stadium in Tuscaloosa and Nick Saban's personal residence. And to top it off, he wanted his canal to circle Tuscaloosa which would, in effect, create a moat around the city. We're also unsure if we can get the required permits from the Fish and Wildlife Service to place sharks and alligators in this moat."

Freak declined to give a statement, however, sent his Public Affairs representative Knucklehead for a quick statement. Statement was "GTFO" and ended the press conference.

From the entire Volnation News Team, I'm Grand Vol and looks like I've been missing a lot of work lately. But I wouldn't say I've been missing it, Bob.











(All information herein is specifically parody unless otherwise indicated by real posters or events)

 

[Grand Vol]

Stay off the politics forum, we need your update!

Haven't wandered into that dive in a couple of weeks. Except the OT thread.

Needed a break. LG is very happy I'm not around to insult his lack of intelligence and prove him wrong at every turn. Otherwise, the world does turn without me.

 

[buckfama]

The Grude News, evening edition. For those just tuning in.

Another Wednesday press conference with Jones at the helm. As expected, softball questions overall. But Jones looked "defeated" in some poster's words.

VFL Antone Davis resigned today. Not sure if it's significant, but the timing is certainly odd.

We were invaded by lawyers again today, but HearForGrumors gave more thoughtful insight on the situation as it stands. Even ClearWaterVol set aside his smarmy lawyer-ry side and helped interpret some of the messages from the AD today.

Boro dropped a bomb that all official visits from recruits were cancelled for this weekend. Again, could be significant.

Basically, it seems to add up to what everyone has been telling us. No offficial visits since early October, Jones not Tweeting,rumors of a buyout in place. He gone. Yet...he's still here which vexes us.

Which Boro seems to think the concussion situation with Kendrick would bring Jones and agent back to the negotiating table for quite a different deal. (I think Boro now has more mentions in the updates than anyone. Someone give that man a cookie)

And Kendrick out for this weekend. Questions to be answered...

The Comb, while having a limited vocabulary, tends to bring spirits up with a well placed "Gruden to the hill!" at just the right times. Bravo sir. You are a saint.

Okay, screw it. I'm not wading through a thousand posts looking for nuggets. You guys fill me in for a change.

Please, that is. And back to the rest of the known news.

Negotiations between Freak and the Army Corps of Engineers broke down today. Ongoing negotiations were to dredge the Tennessee River and build a new canal in order for the Grude 1 yacht to be able to anchor at Neyland for game days. Freak believed they were being stubborn, however, ACE representatives gave these comments:

"Look, we're trying to work with Mister Freak here. But we found his route to be...peculiar. I mean, we'd like to accommodate him, but the proposed route for excavation would require the demolition of Ben Hill Griffen Stadium in Gainesville, Sanford Stadium in Athens, Bryant Denny Stadium in Tuscaloosa and Nick Saban's personal residence. And to top it off, he wanted his canal to circle Tuscaloosa which would, in effect, create a moat around the city. We're also unsure if we can get the required permits from the Fish and Wildlife Service to place sharks and alligators in this moat."

Freak declined to give a statement, however, sent his Public Affairs representative Knucklehead for a quick statement. Statement was "GTFO" and ended the press conference.

From the entire Volnation News Team, I'm Grand Vol and looks like I've been missing a lot of work lately. But I wouldn't say I've been missing it, Bob.











(All information herein is specifically parody unless otherwise indicated by real posters or events)

Great job as always GV, enjoyed it.

 

[Coastypop]

The Grude News, evening edition. For those just tuning in.

Another Wednesday press conference with Jones at the helm. As expected, softball questions overall. But Jones looked "defeated" in some poster's words.

VFL Antone Davis resigned today. Not sure if it's significant, but the timing is certainly odd.

We were invaded by lawyers again today, but HearForGrumors gave more thoughtful insight on the situation as it stands. Even ClearWaterVol set aside his smarmy lawyer-ry side and helped interpret some of the messages from the AD today.

Boro dropped a bomb that all official visits from recruits were cancelled for this weekend. Again, could be significant.

Basically, it seems to add up to what everyone has been telling us. No offficial visits since early October, Jones not Tweeting,rumors of a buyout in place. He gone. Yet...he's still here which vexes us.

Which Boro seems to think the concussion situation with Kendrick would bring Jones and agent back to the negotiating table for quite a different deal. (I think Boro now has more mentions in the updates than anyone. Someone give that man a cookie)

And Kendrick out for this weekend. Questions to be answered...

The Comb, while having a limited vocabulary, tends to bring spirits up with a well placed "Gruden to the hill!" at just the right times. Bravo sir. You are a saint.

Okay, screw it. I'm not wading through a thousand posts looking for nuggets. You guys fill me in for a change.

Please, that is. And back to the rest of the known news.

Negotiations between Freak and the Army Corps of Engineers broke down today. Ongoing negotiations were to dredge the Tennessee River and build a new canal in order for the Grude 1 yacht to be able to anchor at Neyland for game days. Freak believed they were being stubborn, however, ACE representatives gave these comments:

"Look, we're trying to work with Mister Freak here. But we found his route to be...peculiar. I mean, we'd like to accommodate him, but the proposed route for excavation would require the demolition of Ben Hill Griffen Stadium in Gainesville, Sanford Stadium in Athens, Bryant Denny Stadium in Tuscaloosa and Nick Saban's personal residence. And to top it off, he wanted his canal to circle Tuscaloosa which would, in effect, create a moat around the city. We're also unsure if we can get the required permits from the Fish and Wildlife Service to place sharks and alligators in this moat."

Freak declined to give a statement, however, sent his Public Affairs representative Knucklehead for a quick statement. Statement was "GTFO" and ended the press conference.

From the entire Volnation News Team, I'm Grand Vol and looks like I've been missing a lot of work lately. But I wouldn't say I've been missing it, Bob.











(All information herein is specifically parody unless otherwise indicated by real posters or events)

Another stellar job :hi:

 

[DougVol]

Whatever man. Perhaps I did not make myself clear. I in no way shape, form or fashion said that I believed this. Nor did I say it in the first place. Was simply saying that it was odd that I heard someone else say it A couple WEEKS ago. I'm sorry if my posts do not make you wet your pants like some others. I frankly do not care. I am here to enjoy this thread.

I'm just dick'n around. I actually gave the Peyton Gm to Browns scenario a 1000 pages ago. Truth

 

[IN Jed]

Look to the left of this post. Quickly!!!

Post often.

 

[LakeMaryFLVol]

Thank you.. Great read

The Grude News, evening edition. For those just tuning in.

Another Wednesday press conference with Jones at the helm. As expected, softball questions overall. But Jones looked "defeated" in some poster's words.

VFL Antone Davis resigned today. Not sure if it's significant, but the timing is certainly odd.

We were invaded by lawyers again today, but HearForGrumors gave more thoughtful insight on the situation as it stands. Even ClearWaterVol set aside his smarmy lawyer-ry side and helped interpret some of the messages from the AD today.

Boro dropped a bomb that all official visits from recruits were cancelled for this weekend. Again, could be significant.

Basically, it seems to add up to what everyone has been telling us. No offficial visits since early October, Jones not Tweeting,rumors of a buyout in place. He gone. Yet...he's still here which vexes us.

Which Boro seems to think the concussion situation with Kendrick would bring Jones and agent back to the negotiating table for quite a different deal. (I think Boro now has more mentions in the updates than anyone. Someone give that man a cookie)

And Kendrick out for this weekend. Questions to be answered...

The Comb, while having a limited vocabulary, tends to bring spirits up with a well placed "Gruden to the hill!" at just the right times. Bravo sir. You are a saint.

Okay, screw it. I'm not wading through a thousand posts looking for nuggets. You guys fill me in for a change.

Please, that is. And back to the rest of the known news.

Negotiations between Freak and the Army Corps of Engineers broke down today. Ongoing negotiations were to dredge the Tennessee River and build a new canal in order for the Grude 1 yacht to be able to anchor at Neyland for game days. Freak believed they were being stubborn, however, ACE representatives gave these comments:

"Look, we're trying to work with Mister Freak here. But we found his route to be...peculiar. I mean, we'd like to accommodate him, but the proposed route for excavation would require the demolition of Ben Hill Griffen Stadium in Gainesville, Sanford Stadium in Athens, Bryant Denny Stadium in Tuscaloosa and Nick Saban's personal residence. And to top it off, he wanted his canal to circle Tuscaloosa which would, in effect, create a moat around the city. We're also unsure if we can get the required permits from the Fish and Wildlife Service to place sharks and alligators in this moat."

Freak declined to give a statement, however, sent his Public Affairs representative Knucklehead for a quick statement. Statement was "GTFO" and ended the press conference.

From the entire Volnation News Team, I'm Grand Vol and looks like I've been missing a lot of work lately. But I wouldn't say I've been missing it, Bob.











(All information herein is specifically parody unless otherwise indicated by real posters or events)

 

[bevman]

Something to brighten up the place: Mike Leach does a 40 second explanation on why he hates candy corn. I love this guy.

But fruit cake..... I love that sheet

 

[tnhunter 10]

What if he actually fixed the Browns? Tall task but possible....a HOF QB GM going to a team that needs a franchise QB...I know it's far fetched but possible

That would be the greatest turnaround in the history of the NFL. PM would have another statue, but in Cleveland

 

[slobberknocker]

Haven't wandered into that dive in a couple of weeks. Except the OT thread.

Needed a break. LG is very happy I'm not around to insult his lack of intelligence and prove him wrong at every turn. Otherwise, the world does turn without me.

Exactly. I haven't been on there in a month.

 

[Volwark]

Beer snobs piss me off.

Doyle likes Falstaff: Confirmed