Official Jon Gruden Thread XXV

[SergeantVol]

Do you have a slogan for the campaign?

Sarge In Charge
SergeantVol Calls the Ball

Not great. I know.

Sarge In Charge has a nice ring to it!

 

[delfonic]

I wish I was the Beav. Sounds like he lives that jet-set lifestyle. I'm envious.

However, I'm not. I'm not going to prove anything to anyone. I'm just a vols fan who's been watching this thread so long and so close that I feel like family.

I love contracts, negotiations, and conspiracies. This has been an amazing puzzle to play with. I've lured about until I had something to say.

Couldn't be more clear - I have no inside information. No connections. No original rumors to bring. Just analysis of what has been presented here.

Clay?

 

[BearCat204]

I wish I was the Beav. Sounds like he lives that jet-set lifestyle. I'm envious.

However, I'm not. I'm not going to prove anything to anyone. I'm just a vols fan who's been watching this thread so long and so close that I feel like family.

I love contracts, negotiations, and conspiracies. This has been an amazing puzzle to play with. I've lured about until I had something to say.

Couldn't be more clear - I have no inside information. No connections. No original rumors to bring. Just analysis of what has been presented here.

Seems legit..............

 

[Coastypop]

I thought the deal was done? Why has it switched to being confident?

.

 

[Ibracadabra]

Ladies and gentlemen,

I present the first victim of SargeMod's ban hammer!

.

 

[VolunteerHillbilly]

I was going to correct this to Beaver Sighting... but the original way seemed to funny to change

didn't even notice.

 

[RagingOrange]

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Biting my tongue on this one

 

['Boro-vol]

heard hubbs refer to this on podcast

saving them for later

Yet, sometime this evening we'll have another mass meltdown. It's easy to connect the dots if you focus on what we know.

 

[FacelessArya]

The deal is written and agreed to by the principle and the AD. Now there is University approval to be achieved. Again, with the incentives being given for the hire, no administration in their right mind would torpedo it....but this is Tennessee.

Ok. If this falls through, will we know who did it?
Like names? I need to know who’s name I should write on my mattress when I haul it over to the campus to burn it.

Seriously, will we know?

 

[columbia vol]

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That beaver has been to the spa for a Brazilian wax!

 

['Boro-vol]

Biting my tongue on this one

Is it.....shaved?

 

[SugarLandVol]

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Waxing > Shaving

 

[revjayp]

I laughed

I’m serious man. We’re too far into this matrix to have to defend Beav anymore. I think he’s been vetted more than any sitting Supreme Court justice.

 

['Boro-vol]

Ok. If this falls through, will we know who did it?
Like names? I need to know who’s name I should write on my mattress when I haul it over to the campus to burn it.

Seriously, will we know?

We did last time

 

[TruVolGritt]

Could this have already happened?

Speaking of the recruiting test?
Somewhere I remember reading Grude had a NCAA recruiting official in his office for a day.....anyone?

 

[HearForGrumors]

Welcome fellow riddler!

Thanks. I feel like I'm playing with the big boys here. I only read 30k posts before joining in.

 

[InVOLuntary]

I think hes around. But not as Atl

Hearforgrumors?????

 

[Coastypop]

Yet, sometime this evening we'll have another mass meltdown. It's easy to connect the dots if you focus on what we know.

Like clockwork

 

[volfan1631]

Precedence has been set.

For college commentary but not NFL

 

[SSVol]

Can we just resist the urge to read too much into the *opinions* of the esteemed HfG Esq., and just enjoy the *possibilities* that (s)he presents?

You know, nice things and whatnot?

 

[OldTimer]

Hearforgrumors?????

nope......

 

[KnoxLandcruiser]

Did Tiki Barber’s brother play for JG? Just heard that sports minute on WNML where Tiki called out Butch and mentioned our boy Gruden. #grumors

 

[HeadVol77]

Somewhere I remember reading Grude had a NCAA recruiting official in his office for a day.....anyone?

Yeah, I remember reading that, maybe 2 days ago?

 

[kayakonthefly]

Speaking of the recruiting test?
Somewhere I remember reading Grude had a NCAA recruiting official in his office for a day.....anyone?

5 hours. Texting screenshot from tos.

 

[HearForGrumors]

Hearforgrumors?????

No, this is my first account here ever. I'm 100% just a random internet guy with nothing more than a decent sense of deduction and a good memory.