Official Jon Gruden Thread XX

[Behr]

It was a weird day. Went to the Volwalk to see an old friend (VFL). When Jones got there he looked like he'd rather be running rabbits thru a briar patch than coaching a football game that day.

There's a country song in here somewhere.

 

[apevol]

Am I posting?

Can't listen to dead people man.

 

[vols1221]

Exactly!
The mega million and billionaire class are making deals and transactions that would get them investigated and jailed by the SEC ( securities not football) if word gets out before the deal is sealed and ready for public announcement. Keeping these negotiations secret is common practice at that level.
I believe this is no different. To reveal prematurely could only weaken their position and jeapordise the deal.

That being said- I’m still feeling Grudey!!!

I don’t think you have ever met any of those guys? I used to work for a big booster. Those guys have big egos. Every time I saw him, he would try to give me “inside” info. I will say he loved talking about the Vols. I’m not saying beaver is real, or telling the truth. But, I’ve been around some boosters, and they love knowing something you don’t.

 

[TN Outlaw]

I think I might be dead.

Life said, gtfo?

 

[knucklehead_vol]

Can't listen to dead people man.

Who said that?

 

[tastycar]

Tequila

What kind of tequila are we talking about

 

[EddietheVOL]

What kind of tequila are we talking about

Doesn't matter. There is no good tequila.

 

[MattR11]

That's one of the things I find interesting and why I think he's good at what he's doing.

Last night he was questioned about that and I was surprised no one questioned his response. I wasn't here or I would have.

It says October 2015. Bama fans have been known to be trolls and play pranks on schools that they are going up against. Maybe that's not it just another theory. When he was questioned he showed a picture of his shoes for proof. Lol

 

[Bleed-Orange]

So because this guy posted on a message board he’s rich, we just believe it? I’m sincerely looking for proof, not a new guy “saying so”.

Dude, context clues are your friend. Do you even realize what I'm saying?

 

[FacelessArya]

Somebody got a sign on game day that says, "Honeydew is a stupid fruit". Wtf that mean? Lol?

 

[TuscaloosaVOL]

Well guys this is week has been rough the last decade. Grew up here watching Peyton smash the crap out of these bammers. Living in Tuscaloosa sucks, you can't go into a store with out hearing RTR especially wearing a power T. Had a guy the other day ask if I had found my UT shirt at the thift store since he couldn't imagine me paying retail for a crap team like that. Can't wait to move to Tennessee. Hope Gruden can end this drought. Other than me and my Dad my whole family is crimson. We were talking about who the next coach might be and the only one they said they would worry about was the GRUDE! SOON!!!

 

[Rechoryan]

What kind of tequila are we talking about

Tequila Mockingbird?

Sorry too early for Dad jokes.... I'll see myself out

 

[apevol]

What kind of tequila are we talking about

Hes not here.

 

[BigPoppa]

What kind of tequila are we talking about

Cannot hang with tequila. Makes me want to do 2 things - 1 of which is fight.

 

[apevol]

Doesn't matter. There is no good tequila.

Its all evil psychotropic alien juice.

 

[tastycar]

Doesn't matter. There is no good tequila.

Well, there is good tequila...Until you consume and it turns from good to bad pretty quickly

 

[Orangefrenzy71]

I've gotten the Beaver Fever and taking hourly injections of skepticism, to control the anxiety. I hope this illness is over Soon...

 

[BeecherVol]

There's a country song in here somewhere.

"Well I was drunk, the day ole Butch got off the bus

And I went to watch the game in the rain

But before I could get to Neyland in my pick up truck, he got rain over by Georgia train...."

 

[Orange_Vol1321]

I've been out on the Beav since he used the incorrect form of "your" and "you're" on more than one occasion. Lol. Something about that just didn't set correctly with me.

Still find him super entertaining though. And that's what I'm here for!

Meh. My s8+ does some of the most stupid auto corrects I've ever seen.

 

[ER Vol]

Doesn't matter. There is no good tequila.

Milagro Select Barrel Reserve Silver and Casamigos are very good.

 

[JackWhite]

Doesn't matter. There is no good tequila.

Blasphemy

 

[StillStanding]

Doesn't matter. There is no good tequila.

Depends if it’s documented or undocumented!

 

[LittleDTO]

It was a weird day. Went to the Volwalk to see an old friend (VFL). When Jones got there he looked like he'd rather be running rabbits thru a briar patch than coaching a football game that day.

Like we had talked about....he already had been informed that he wasn’t coming back.

 

[MattR11]

MIT said he had a brick in the Haslam building with his name on it. So the only way to find out for sure is to go to the Haslam building and contact every name on the bricks and do a full interview. LOL

 

[thebjd]

Nothing to do with anything but I laugh every time.

Me too.