Official Jon Gruden Thread XX

[VFL1010]

I like liquor and whores.

Mustard and bologna, cigrets and dope, too?

 

[Orange_Vol1321]

Gif missing

 

[apevol]

For real money? No?

Hold’Em is what we played down range. Just stuck with it when I came home.

I hate holdem because every hand is huge. There's definitely a strategic edge with holdem, but I love that you just live with what your dealt with stud. Youre lucky to even get a pair.

 

[Coastypop]

I can't catch up...

 

[apevol]

Mustard and bologna, cigrets and dope, too?

I was down....drinkin' at the legion.

 

[ER Vol]

If you were in the ME, I have a tremendous ammount of respect for you. Besides the heroin, and reliance on petroleum, the region kind of took hold of my life, and kicked my ass in an unexpected way. Wish **** over there was changing faster than it is.

Stay strong brother, there are many avenues for help and support.

 

[kayakonthefly]

I like liquor and whores.

I don't know how old you are, but you're either my real father, or a brother that I don't know about.

Or both.

 

[ATLVols]

Update from @RockyTop_News:

"Still don't think it happens. Will have to see it to believe it. But the chips have been presented & pushed to the other side of the table."

Boom! Go get our coach, Currie!

 

[Volzonya]

Probably didn't want to get his hands dirty.

The night we lost to Vanderbilt last year one of my Bama buddy's sent me a pic of a pile of bricks. Someone needs to back a dump truck up and release some bricks onto that man's driveway.

 

[Rizzo924]

My brothers and I are already getting our families together on Sunday for this purpose.

Typically have "tailgate" parties at the house. Shifting this weekend's party to Sunday!

 

[apevol]

Stay strong brother, there are many avenues for help and support.

Nope. Just waiting for change.

 

[apevol]

I don't know how old you are, but you're either my real father, or a brother that I don't know about.

Or both.

32. I doubt I banged your ma.

 

[VolDaddy87]

I don't know how old you are, but you're either my real father, or a brother that I don't know about.

Or both.

Impossible. No bammers here. :stop:

 

[Switch 625]

Only in my dreams -- REO Speedwagod
Flying Turkey Trot -- REO Sppedwagon
I wish you were there -- REO Speedwagon
I don't wanna know -- REO Speedwagon
Back on the road again -- REO Speedwagon
Here with me -- REO Speedwagon
Wherever you're goin' -- REO Speedwagon
Don't Let Him Go -- REO Speedwagon
Time for me to fly -- REO Speedwagon
Keep on loving you -- REO Speedwagon
That ain't love --REO Speedwagon
Our time is gonna come --REO Speedwagon

REO is my second favorite band. I've seen them in concert about twn times.

 

[SmokeyLives]

I think Jay gets fired by the Redskins this year and comes down to be the OC/QB coach under Jon next year. I could easily see an all star staff here. Thoughts?

And next year after Gruden leads Tennessee to the SEC East title

Damn, that was a crazy dream.....

 

[sona]

I don't know how old you are, but you're either my real father, or a brother that I don't know about.

Or both.

Or a TPB fan

Bubbles old band is not bad in a 90s alt-rock sort of way either.

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6r6aYDdqU4[/youtube]

 

[InVOLuntary]

You know this thread has went in the ****ter when ape is the best poster in here.

 

[Face]

all this time I finally found the problem, not enough mud on that damn brick!

Must have been the Hurd brick

 

[LakeMaryFLVol]

Doesn't change the fact that as a grown man I'll shed tears

Me too my friend

 

[Orangeslice13]

Ecclesiastes 1:9

9 The thing that hath been, it is that which shall be; and that which is done is that which shall be done: and there is no new thing under the sun.

 

[tastycar]

Honestly probably just people like us betting cause of the rumors flying around. if they actually knew anything you wouldn't be able to bet on gruden plus they still have chip Kelly and +325

Apologies if someone already asked this, but what casino is taking action on that? I am in Vegas right now, checked with 3 sports books and none of them have any action of coach hires.

Are we sure it's 'vegas odds' and not offshore betting?

 

[kayakonthefly]

32. I doubt I banged your ma.

Eh, it was a thought. 32. I think I would remember her being pregnant..

 

[tastycar]

I was down....drinkin' at the legion.

You? I don't believe it for a second

 

[Orange_Crush]

Grudevening fellow Grudenites. Any new Grumours for me to feast to?

Thread is devolving into absolute garbage. Keep the Grude train rolling folks. Otherwise, back to the recruiting forums with you!

"Dance for me, people!"

 

[kayakonthefly]

Impossible. No bammers here. :stop:

Mom's side from Hancock county. Anything's possible.