Official Jon Gruden Thread XIX

[knucklehead_vol]

Why do guys get fussed at about leaving the toilet seat up?

Cause we piss on it and some women forget to put the lid down.

 

[joevol33]

Hey Doyle, where's the Grudometer sitting at now?

That’s the only legit thing anyone should go by.

 

[NAILS]

Ask a question. I'll see about answering it.

Why is abbreviation such a long word?

 

[joevol33]

Cause we piss on it and some women forget to put the lid down.

I’ll take it.

 

[brad37128]

At least tham gives his name. Props

 

[jpope9]

Not the answer to the second question. Nor the answer to the third question.

eh, I believe the guy for sure because it wasnt easy to find, however.....

 

[knucklehead_vol]

fightin' with that crazy ******* on the other side of my eyeballs.

Poke it...

 

[thamilton1989]

GIF: Ron Swanson Says "Don't Even Care" | Gifrific

 

[joevol33]

fightin' with that crazy ******* on the other side of my eyeballs.

Drink some water

 

[BearCat204]

Cause we piss on it and some women forget to put the lid down.

But what about guys like negagrud's who sit when they pee?

 

[ATLVols]

So...Is Gruden coming yet?

 

[advancedrescue27]

Welp you can do small jumps, until it is official. Of course has to be posted as a state job. However, anyone that thinks a coach isn't already locked before those postings go up is naive and new to the game. P.S. be careful for the impact on the knees with the jumps

Hamilton, you a marine?

 

[knucklehead_vol]

Why is abbreviation such a long word?

Because originally it a fruit then that didn't make sense so it is where it is now.

 

[BWong15]

After reading thamilton, beaver and knucklehead and disregarding the crying emoji of DTO... the status of my brain...

 

[apevol]

Poke it...

Need wusky.

 

[knucklehead_vol]

But what about guys like negagrud's who sit when they pee?

They like that pissy feeling. Oh and the smell.

 

[Face]

DTO said he heard the same thing? I must have missed that.

Said her heard it but wasn’t able to confirm. Then that he’s hearing things in opposing directions.

Just like 2012 man. Same type of stuff.

 

[2EastTnVols]

Damn I read that and thought it was for me...i got it thanks.

I thought it was meant for you too and I was like, "dude...hmy:"

 

[knucklehead_vol]

Need wusky.

Drinking a beer atm.

 

[apevol]

Drink some water

Eat a box of c4.

 

[unioncityvol]

Not off the table

Boom, Grude on fellas.

 

[orangesoda]

back to 16% for me!

 

[I40VOL]

For those new to the thread, you should pay attention to this post.

true statement

 

[BearCat204]

FIFY and Respect

 

[thamilton1989]

What? Literally done? Gruden has his offer and as far as I know accepted it not the job. Now the other part is the assistants.

Facts