Make fun of bama

#53
#53
Another oldie....


Q: What do Texas tornadoes and Alabama divorces have in common?

A: Someone's gonna lose a trailer.
 
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The Association of the Purveyers of Oil Rendered from the South Alabama Peanut tried to stop the Bammers in their fat tire 4×4's from ruining their crops by just drivin in a straight line to Tuskalooser across the peanut fields.

So they built bridges over them fields to get the fat tire Bammer fans off their crops.

It didn't work and the Ass. Poor SAPS had to to tear down the bridges. Bammers not going to the game blocked traffic tryin to fish off the bridges and the 4x4s ruint the crops anyway.
 

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Orangedogsrule said:
The Association of the Purveyers of Oil Rendered from the South Alabama Peanut tried to stop the Bammers in their fat tire 4×4's from ruining their crops by just drivin in a straight line to Tuskalooser across the peanut fields.

So they built bridges over them fields to get the fat tire Bammer fans off their crops.

It didn't work and the Ass. Poor SAPS had to to tear down the bridges. Bammers not going to the game blocked traffic tryin to fish off the bridges and the 4x4s ruint the crops anyway.
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Wow
 
#62
#62
Old one but one of favorites.

How do you know the toothbrush was invented in Alabama?

If it was anywhere else it would have been named teethbrush.
 
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Alabama was founded by 7 Georgians disgruntled with the number of attorneys in the Georgia legislature and their propensity to write laws chipping away at the powers of large landholders and their agronomic interests.









There's a joke in there, somewhere.
 
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Tin Man said:
Alabama was founded by 7 Georgians disgruntled with the number of attorneys in the Georgia legislature and their propensity to write laws chipping away at the powers of large landholders and their agronomic interests.





There's a joke in there, somewhere.
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This reminds me of Ron Mexico's posts in the "girls of" threads.
 
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So a Georgia fan, a UT fan, and an Alabama fan are walking through the park when they come upon the dead body of a naked woman.

They attempt to cover her body up to give the poor deceased woman some decency. The Georgia and UT fans each place their hats over a breast while the Alabama fan covers her crotch with his hat.

They then call the police.

When the detective arrives he picks up the UT hat and scribbles a few notes in his notebook. He does the same with the GA hat.

After lifting and replacing the Alabama hat he pauses before making any notes lifts the hat and replaces it again. "What are you doing? Are you some kind of pervert?", asks the Alabama fan as the detective lifts the Alabama hat a 3rd time.

"No no, I'm not a pervert", replies the detective. "I'm just confused. Usually whenever I see an Alabama hat there's an a$$hole under it".
 
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