Official Jon Gruden Thread XVIII

[vollygirl]

I can relate. I have a couple of dictators at my house, as well. Early morning quiet time is a necessity. And here I am on VN instead of getting backpacks ready. What have I become? ;-)

An addict. 😁

 

[VolunteerHillbilly]

You clearly don't have kids.

Humanity should be thankful.

 

[volfan1631]

I can relate. I have a couple of dictators at my house, as well. Early morning quiet time is a necessity. And here I am on VN instead of getting backpacks ready. What have I become? ;-)

A Grudaholic

 

[UTVolinExile]

3 & Out is going all Grumors this first hour.

 

[UTAlum03]

An addict. 😁

You speak the truth. :yes: Freak, I'm going to need you to provide some type of Gruden thread methadone when this thing is all said and done.

 

[IN Jed]

And Butch was denied access to Haslam's plane for the first time.

Is this true? Anything more than because Haslam was using the plane so Butch couldn't?

 

[Coastypop]

I’ve made a list of everyone in this thread, if Butch isn’t fired by the time I get off work in the morning, I’m gonna have to virtually whoop everybody.

You can take my name off that list..... I am not here


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[dancinoutlaw]

A Grudaholic

The first step is to admit we have a problem...

Gruden when I first wake up, stealing sips of Gruden throughout the day whenever I can, Gruden until I pass out at night.

 

[lionfoorest]

I've caught up on VN, made a hot breakfast for my husband as well as lunch for him and all three kids, worked (for profit) and done my yoga. About to get the kids up and ready for school. Early mornings give me a feeling of accomplishment before my 3 year-old dictator starts bossing me around. VN is making that much more fun.

Any chance I could borrow you in the mornings?? Just long enough for breakfast and coffee?

 

[EZE]

I’ve made a list of everyone in this thread, if Butch isn’t fired by the time I get off work in the morning, I’m gonna have to virtually whoop everybody.

Shouldn't you whoop everybody NOT in this thread?

 

[Coastypop]

Find coasty's wife and beat her with an ugly stick. Not only will it expend most of your aggression, you will find it has absolutely no effect on her.

To late, someone already did...


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[FacelessArya]

Just wanted to say I'm another early riser VN lady.

Got the kids off to school, the Hubs off to work. And I'm getting ready to leave for work. (I'm a nurse). But I check this page about 1,000 times a day.

My husband laughs at me for my Gruden beliefs. That's ok. I'll keep the faith and have the last laugh.

Have a great day, Gruderooterz!

 

[VolNExile]

A head coach manages the game. Down and distance, penalties, when to kick and when to go, the clock and timeouts. That is why you see so few of them also serve as a coordinator. There is a lot to do.

Is THAT what they do? Well, I'll be damned.

After watching UT football the last X number of years, I would not have guessed. I thought their job was to turn purple and yell. And consult charts.

 

[UTAlum03]

Just wanted to say I'm another early riser VN lady.

Got the kids off to school, the Hubs off to work. And I'm getting ready to leave for work. (I'm a nurse). But I check this page about 1,000 times a day.

My husband laughs at me for my Gruden beliefs. That's ok. I'll keep the faith and have the last laugh.

Have a great day, Gruderooterz!

Have a great day! :hi: Love the strong showing from VN ladies this a.m. :rock:

 

[SobeVol]

Have a great day! :hi: Love the strong showing from VN ladies this a.m. :rock:

I am impressed with the number of diehard ladies on here.
A dedicated mom and vol fan! Kudos
Tell your husbands they are lucky!

 

[VFLnSFD]

I am impressed with the number of diehard ladies on here.
A dedicated mom and vol fan! Kudos
Tell your husbands they are lucky!

Lucky, married to obsessive women... either way.

 

[UTVolinExile]

OMG, they are reading one of my posts on air, this is hilarious.

 

[Coastypop]

Dear coasty's wife,



He logged into my account using he same method that Boro and DTO use to log into each other's.



love,

Volwark

It was the best posts you ever had and you know it


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[NeverWe'llSever]

Clay Travis fanning the Grumor flames this AM.

 

[Magic8Vol]

And we recite each name followed by "shame" daily.

Nah. Just send them to the pit of misery

 

[knucklehead_vol]

Just wanted to say I'm another early riser VN lady.

Got the kids off to school, the Hubs off to work. And I'm getting ready to leave for work. (I'm a nurse). But I check this page about 1,000 times a day.

My husband laughs at me for my Gruden beliefs. That's ok. I'll keep the faith and have the last laugh.

Have a great day, Gruderooterz!

Divorce him!

 

[volinjackson]

OMG, they are reading one of my posts on air, this is hilarious.

You are famous!

 

[knucklehead_vol]

OMG, they are reading one of my posts on air, this is hilarious.

Who is?

 

[Unconditional Surrender]

Is Hutch at VQ trustworthy?

 

[FacelessArya]

Divorce him!

Lol. Naw, it'll be much sweeter to laugh in his face when Gruden comes riding in town on his orange Unicorn. 😀

But I do need some good vibes this week from VN. It's Bama week and the number of Knoxville based Bama fans at my work is baffling. These people are born and raised in TN. Never set foot in the State of Alabama and they have f'ing elephants on their cars and run around all week yelling "Roll Tide". It's all I can do to keep from punching them in their faces.

Lord, give me strength.