Official Jon Gruden Thread XVIII

['Boro-vol]

You will be a GuRu now

How about a Gruru?

 

[river rat]

Kinda slow today. Learned more personal info about vn folks than ever before though.

So, to recap, undertakers and snuff dippers. Plus at least one private email posted on a public chat board.

Gotta love it.

 

[Coastypop]

David Keith?

David the giant killer ?


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[BigPoppa]

SIAP but do we have any info on Gruden's contract with ESPN? i.e., a potential buyout if he leaves in the middle of the NFL season?

 

[river rat]

I hope never see a judge again for the rest of my life..

I concur.

 

[BigOrangeVols]

He's already done....timeline to be determined by what is most beneficial to Mr. Currie and his current endeavours.

How off do you think you are this time compared to 2012? I'll sign off and listen.

 

['Boro-vol]

Me at the Gruden announcement


[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kL00FDb5zqc[/youtube]

I just threw up a little.

 

[apevol]

rip

This is my first time drinking hard liquor in a while. Can't believe that dude is gone.

 

[BilboTN]

Yes cause it's make us look STUPID!!!!

Us? You got a mouse in your pocket, Lenny?

 

[Coastypop]

I swear, the number of people who are concerned about how our fanbase looks to outsiders is staggering.



Reminds me of the people who are concerned about how America looks to Europeans. Get a life.

Most of us look out our eyes


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[YouTubeVol]

Be prepared to be shocked

Will I lose my Gruden status if I hope Kentucky can win just this once?

Kentuckian by birth... Vol by choice

 

[apevol]

You sir, are just the "think outside the box" type of person we need around here. Keep up the good work.

Cardboard don't last long when you piss on it all the time.

 

[Coastypop]

I think hes saying his guy just got arrested for sexual harrasment.

That is a same, cause everybody knows that horse is a slut


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[Unconditional Surrender]

How off do you think you are this time compared to 2012? I'll sign off and listen.

100% off compared to last time.

 

['Boro-vol]

Cardboard don't last long when you piss on it all the time.

Well...now that you've identified the problem, you can address it.

 

[Coastypop]

The ones that are frequently so worried about our collective reputation on the internet can't seem to be bothered with correct spelling or grammar.

Lulz


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[apevol]

That is a same, cause everybody knows that horse is a slut

Even a whore can say no.

 

[Godfatha]

David the giant killer ?

Our downfall began when David stopped wandering the sidelines and Lee Greenwood stopped singing at halftime

 

[Coastypop]

Lol!

Guys, I want to apologize for all those wacky posts that have been coming up under my name. Apparently, my two sons were up to shenanigans while I was out on the lake on my 3100 Coronet. They like playing pranks on the old man sometimes by sneaking into my study and messing around on my Silverdraft*Power Resolve Workstation with the 42 inch touch screen monitor.



Once again, I apologize for their hijinks and I will be back momentarily for serious discussion. Right now I have to clean the rascals fingerprints off of my Cherry Oak desk.

Seems I have heard this before


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[kayakonthefly]

Cardboard don't last long when you piss on it all the time.

You sir, are scholar.

 

[5FingerVolPunch]

Seems I have heard this before

Lol. I remember her.

 

[Coastypop]

Never met a sober judge.

You prove my point


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[fishing Vol]

Oh the irony.

Politeness. I see what you did there.

 

[Coastypop]

How about a Gruru?

Better yet


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[river rat]

Lol!
Guys, I want to apologize for all those wacky posts that have been coming up under my name. Apparently, my two sons were up to shenanigans while I was out on the lake on my 3100 Coronet. They like playing pranks on the old man sometimes by sneaking into my study and messing around on my Silverdraft*Power Resolve Workstation with the 42 inch touch screen monitor.

Once again, I apologize for their hijinks and I will be back momentarily for serious discussion. Right now I have to clean the rascals fingerprints off of my Cherry Oak desk.

Hah. The ol' hijacked account alibi. Works for me.