Make fun of Georgia Tech

#51
#51
A Georgia Tech fan, a North Carolina fan, and a Tennessee fan find themselves sharing a small charter plane flight from Charlotte to Atlanta.

Midway through the flight, the pilot steps out of his cabin with a shocked expression. "The plane's had it, boys, it's every man for himself!" he says as he straps on a parachute. "There are two more 'chutes, you'll have to decide among you who gets them!" he finishes, then pops the door hatch and jumps!

The three fellows look at each other in surprise. After just a few seconds, the Tech grad stands and announces, "I am clearly the most intelligent person on the airplane. As a service to humanity, I will claim one of the parachutes." He grabs a bundle by the straps, shrugs into it, and leaps.

The UNC grad begins to plead with the Volunteer for the final chute, but is stopped mid-sentence. "It's okay, Tarheel, we can both jump with 'chutes. The smartest guy on the plane just departed wearing my backpack."

Go Vols!
 
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#61
#61
We had some interns a few years ago at work from Georgia tech. One of them told me Reggie Ball was one of the best college quarterbacks ever. That's a true story, haha.
 
#62
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An Alabama fan and a Georgia Tech fan were riding down a country road when they see a sheep with his head caught in the fence.

The Alabama fan pulls over, walks up to the sheep, pulls down his breeches and gets it from behind.

When he's done, he turns to the Georgia Tech fan and says, "Alright, now it's your turn."

The Georgia Tech fan walks over and sticks his head in the fence.
 
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BigOrangeLoyalist said:
An Alabama fan and a Georgia Tech fan were riding down a country road when they see a sheep with his head caught in the fence.

The Alabama fan pulls over, walks up to the sheep, pulls down his breeches and gets it from behind.

When he's done, he turns to the Georgia Tech fan and says, "Alright, now it's your turn."

The Georgia Tech fan walks over and sticks his head in the fence.
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Ruined a perfectly good Saban, Kiffin joke.
 
#67
#67
During their meeting in 1959, Richard Nixon and Nikita Khrushchev sang the following

I’m a Ramblin’ Wreck from Georgia Tech and a hell of an engineer
A helluva’, helluva helluva helluva helluva engineer
Like all the jolly good fellows I drink my whiskey clear
I’m a Ramblin’ Wreck from Georgia Tech and a hell of an engineer

Oh, if I had a daughter sir, I’d dress her in white and gold
And put her on the campus, sir, to cheer on the brave and bold
And if I had a son, sir, I’d tell you what he’d do
He would yell “To Hell With georgia” like his daddy used to do

Oh, I wish I had a barrel of rum and sugar three thousand pounds
A college bell to put it in and a clapper to stir it around
I’d drink to all the good fellows who come from far and near
I’m a ramblin’ gamblin’ hell of an engineer! Hey!

Sadly, Tricia bore the brunt of dressing in white and gold. Julie defied her father.
 
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BigOrangeLoyalist said:
An Alabama fan and a Georgia Tech fan were riding down a country road when they see a sheep with his head caught in the fence.

The Alabama fan pulls over, walks up to the sheep, pulls down his breeches and gets it from behind.

When he's done, he turns to the Georgia Tech fan and says, "Alright, now it's your turn."

The Georgia Tech fan walks over and sticks his head in the fence.
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Lmao :eek:lol:
 
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joevol33 said:
We had some interns a few years ago at work from Georgia tech. One of them told me Reggie Ball was one of the best college quarterbacks ever. That's a true story, haha.
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That's funny.

I've never heard of him.

I've heard of a lot of College QBs.

I could name 10 easily the he wasn't better than, all from Tn.

Like I said, I've never heard of him. Is he there now?
 
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Iam4utalways said:
That's funny.

I've never heard of him.

I've heard of a lot of College QBs.

I could name 10 easily the he wasn't better than, all from Tn.

Like I said, I've never heard of him. Is he there now?
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He was a short little fella with a rocket arm. I think he was a year older than Calvin Johnson. But Calvin could make any QB look good.
 
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Iam4utalways said:
That's funny.

I've never heard of him.

I've heard of a lot of College QBs.

I could name 10 easily the he wasn't better than, all from Tn.

Like I said, I've never heard of him. Is he there now?
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No, he's been gone. I've always disliked him because he totally blew a game against uga. They were in scoring position that could've won the game, in the fourth quarter as time was running out. Fourth down, and he throws the ball into the stands like he's trying to kill the clock. I'm not sure if that's what he was thinking, but it was a horrible play.
 
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joevol33 said:
No, he's been gone. I've always disliked him because he totally blew a game against uga. They were in scoring position that could've won the game, in the fourth quarter as time was running out. Fourth down, and he throws the ball into the stands like he's trying to kill the clock. I'm not sure if that's what he was thinking, but it was a horrible play.
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I remember that! So anti-climatic.
 
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Iam4utalways said:
That's funny.

I've never heard of him.

I've heard of a lot of College QBs.

I could name 10 easily the he wasn't better than, all from Tn.

Like I said, I've never heard of him. Is he there now?
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No he's not there now, he was the QB in the Calvin Johnson days. He was very talented. I just don't think he put it all together.
 
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