Megatron's Butthole (New Stadium in ATL)

[BigOrangeMojo]

http://deadspin.com/megatrons-butthole-is-stopped-up-1793815815

The Atlanta Falcons will ostensibly begin play this fall in their new stadium (with its eight-petal retractable roof, which Drew referred to as “Megatron’s Butthole” and now I cannot think of it any other way). Except: the stadium was supposed to be open by now. But it wasn’t ready, so they pushed it back. Then they pushed it back again. Now they’re planning to delay its opening even further, and it’s getting worrying close to football season.

Two comments:

1. Does anyone know of the contingency plan if the new Atlanta stadium is not opened (pun intended) up in time for the UT-GTECH game?

2. Isn't Megatron's Butthole the best nickname for a stadium ever? If I started a heavy metal band, that would have to be the band's name.

 

[Coach_Z]

I've been calling it "The Sphincter."


"This is Brett Musberger, and you're looking live at The Sphincter!"

 

[General Jack]

Lol comments below the article are classic.

"The Atlanta Anus"

 

[#1ManningFan]

I'll give you my two cents on this matter. My best friend is working on this stadium (megatrons butthole) and he just told me the other day it probably wont be ready for next season. Take it for what it's worth. Will see soon enough. They are working on it 24/7.

 

[99gator]

Not gonna lie.

Did a spit take when I saw the thread title

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

Lol comments below the article are classic.

"The Atlanta Anus"

If Megatron ever goes to Decepticon prison, I think the old Texas Stadium may be more descriptive.

 

[Go Fight Win]

Heard rumors the games will be played in Bobby Dodd if the butthole isn't ready yet

 

[FLVOL_79]

Pretty sweet butthole..I'd probably visit it a few times with the ol' in out in out. I wonder how deep passes can go in there?

 

[Boca Vol]

"The Balloon Knot" has a catchy ring to it.

 

[GAVol]

I can't figure out what is so hard about just leaving the roof open until they can figure things out.

 

[TN Outlaw]

http://deadspin.com/megatrons-butthole-is-stopped-up-1793815815

The Atlanta Falcons will ostensibly begin play this fall in their new stadium (with its eight-petal retractable roof, which Drew referred to as “Megatron’s Butthole” and now I cannot think of it any other way). Except: the stadium was supposed to be open by now. But it wasn’t ready, so they pushed it back. Then they pushed it back again. Now they’re planning to delay its opening even further, and it’s getting worrying close to football season.

Two comments:

1. Does anyone know of the contingency plan if the new Atlanta stadium is not opened (pun intended) up in time for the UT-GTECH game?

2. Isn't Megatron's Butthole the best nickname for a stadium ever? If I started a heavy metal band, that would have to be the band's name.

Best stadium name ive heard thus far

Speaking of band names, i was driving thru i think Paris,TN several years back and a lil hole in the wall bar had a sign advertising their band for that friday night called "the muff divers"

Id be happy with either name for my band i guess. Lol

 

[Biopsyman]

You mean the bung

 

[GAVol]

If you look at a retractable roof and think of an anus, I think it says more about you than the stadium design.

 

['Boro-vol]

Lol comments below the article are classic.

"The Atlanta Anus"

That's redundant.

 

[Coach_Z]

If you look at a retractable roof and think of an anus, I think it says more about you than the stadium design.

 

[GAVol]

Lol... Didn't mean to get inside your psyche like that.

 

[orange parmejohn]

If you look at a retractable roof and think of an anus, I think it says more about you than the stadium design.

I grew up with Beavis and Butthead. I was ruined.

 

[Smokey X]

well, when you look at his avi and then the title of the thread then there some seem to be a little focus in that area...:whistling:

 

[LouderVol]

the first soccer game is July 30th. they have talked about having only the bottom bowl open for that.

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

Originally Posted by GAVol View Post
If you look at a retractable roof and think of an anus, I think it says more about you than the stadium design.

I grew up with Beavis and Butthead. I was ruined.

 

[Biopsyman]

"The Brown eye"

 

[VolAllen]

"The Brown eye"

I have a theory that "Brown Eyed Girl" was actually a song about his girlfriend that let him...uhhhh....enter the exit?

 

[Plano Vol]

So you are saying those Georgia boys can't get the rim job done?

 

[yupp67]

Just glad I was not drinkning when I read the title. Maybe they will need to see if Fleet would like to put there name on the field and loosen ole megatron up!!!! LOL wow i miss living there.

 

[smokey0625]

I'll give you my two cents on this matter. My best friend is working on this stadium (megatrons butthole) and he just told me the other day it probably wont be ready for next season. Take it for what it's worth. Will see soon enough. They are working on it 24/7.

My fiend who is in the know, said it the stadium isn't ready which he said it's most definitely not going to be, Tn takes a loss that's worth 3 losses. It's worth getting upset over.