Things I'm mad about today

#854
#854
I'm not sure if I'm mad or just bitter. Where's the joy in life anymore?
 
#858
#858
Behr said:
Gonna do the same here tonight. 77 right now with a high of 86. Then drop to 52 tonight. Not as quick as you, but damn man, this is South West Florida!:angry:
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I'm mad that I'm not in Florida on vacation!
 
#862
#862
I am non too pleased that zoners are giving me grief for not knowing it's GSC sales season already...
 
#866
#866
I'm mad that I have to wait till Saturday to grill!
 
#869
#869
I'm mad that Joe won't come to Knoxville and have lunch with me. I'm also mad that I haven't seen my monkey boy or my deadbeat brother. Where are Ape and Jerry?
 
#872
#872
Weezer said:
I'm mad that Joe won't come to Knoxville and have lunch with me. I'm also mad that I haven't seen my monkey boy or my deadbeat brother. Where are Ape and Jerry?
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I really need to! Ape and Jerry are on a circus sabbatical.
 
#874
#874
I yearn for an intimidating bison ribeye, a huge beef porterhouse, a gigantimungus slab of medium rare meat right off the grill...

The missus favors petite filets. My doc agrees that a 4 to 6 ounce filet of beef is OK once every quarter or so...

I. Want. Steak. Steak means that if it's thrown across the room and strikes you in the head, it's gonna stun you, maybe even knock you down. Wussy 4 to 6 once [mutter, mutter]... That's an appetizer. That's not steak! Steak means you loosen the belt a notch to finish eating. Steak means that the leftovers are baked potatoes. Steak! Steak! Steak! Sixteen to twenty-two ounces before it hits the grill. Beast flesh!!!
 
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