'17' TN ATH Tee Higgins (Clemson commit)

[UTVolinExile]

What the hell happened in here?

Turtles jumped the gun. Tee is silent. Watch for commitment video at the Opening.

And Volnation has an unhealthy obsession with turtles.

 

[VolFreakJosh]

What the hell happened in here?

Volnation is surrounded by idiots

 

[dcantrell2009]

Clemson players touch a rock when they run down the hill, not a turtle.

 

[Big Sun]

Don't the Clemson players pet a turtle or something before walking down a hill to the field?

Yes, absolutely.

 

[MEDVOL]

Yup. I went to East. Don't think any significant football player has come out of there. Lol

I have relatives that went to East. Didn't Randy Sanders go to East? Garretson and Knight were pretty good too, although they didn't pan out.

 

[UTK]

I have relatives that went to East. Didn't Randy Sanders go to East? Garretson and Knight were pretty good too, although they didn't pan out.

Now that you mention it, Randy Sanders may of went to East. I honestly can't remember though. Lol

 

[AV_12]

Yes, absolutely.

No, a rock

 

[BigOrange15]

No, a rock

No, a turtle.

 

[Big Sun]

This should explain everything

 

[Wickman]

No, a turtle.

Howard's rock is just a rock

 

[BigOrange15]

Howard's rock is just a rock

No, it's a turtle. It belongs to Howard.

 

[vols 30]

VN vote, should I stay or should I go?

Stay. One more fake insider won't hurt....

 

[Guyute]

Howard's rock is just a rock

Unless it is a turtle. Which it is.

 

[jason3713]

That's it turtle soup for dinner.

 

[Wickman]

At what point is this ever a turtle lol

 

[Guyute]

VN vote, should I stay or should I go?

After all of these turtle gifs? Are you kidding? You go anywhere and I'll track you down on whatever herpetologist message board you came from and troll you

 

[BigOrange15]

At what point is this ever a turtle lol

The real question is, when is it not?

 

[Guyute]

At what point is this ever a turtle lol

Man! What a crazy looking turtle!

 

[TheHound]

Man! What a crazy looking turtle!

looks pretty normal to me

 

[Guyute]

At what point is this ever a turtle lol

For real though? If I were Tee I would be scared that turtle Howard would bite my hand before every game when I rubbed on it.

 

[Orange Studs]

Let me get this straight. Did I just read that Clemson players pet their turtles and their rock while running down hill?

 

[PassedOutAwake]

Turtle stays. That's the final word. Y'all should know things like this happen all the time.

 

[QuickSmurf]

At what point is this ever a turtle lol

Somebody trying to be funny but not being funny

 

[Big Sun]

Clemson's rock is just a symbol for the shell of the ancient mythological World Turtle.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_Turtle

The turtle, who goes by the name Black Warrior in some legends, and his four elephant pals carry the earth which happens to be flat (hmm, interesting). It's obvious.

Wait, isn't there a Black Warrior River that flows through Tuskaloosa? And, four elephants? What is happening?

 

[Guyute]

Turtle stays. That's the final word. Y'all should know things like this happen all the time.

Well okay.

...But I'm only calling him Howard from here on out.